Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter

8/20/2026 at 2:39:24 PM

{ "ok": false, "model": "wouter-1", "wouter": "Nee.", "reason": "Wouter is on holiday. He told you about this in March.", "wouter_status": "on_holiday", "tokens_read": 0 }

This is just fantastic.

by irl_zebra

8/20/2026 at 2:45:43 PM

Integration roadmap.

DAY 60 We propose a standing Monday sync. DAY 61 There is no standing Monday sync.

This is going to be a reverse acquisition where Wouter ends up running Stwipe.

by JSR_FDED

8/20/2026 at 2:35:42 PM

Hilarious. I have subscribed and put it in production already.

One (actual) suggestion - the marquee at the top scrolls a little fast and I can't really read it. Make it a little slower. I asked OpenWouter to do it, but it said nee.

by dgrin91

8/20/2026 at 3:05:44 PM

OpenWouter does not strike me as being a customer-forward kind of service. Basically, it's a deal-with-it kind of thing, I guess.

by drivingmenuts

8/20/2026 at 3:05:04 PM

Reminds me of this gem: https://theonion.com/tony-womo-out-three-to-four-weeks-with-...

by alexgandy

8/20/2026 at 2:51:16 PM

The names reminded me of https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/pull/1027

by hmokiguess

8/20/2026 at 3:16:04 PM

Wouter is a common Dutch first name

by ragebol

8/20/2026 at 9:47:10 PM

> Our Chief Product Officer is four. She saw the headline and screamed. The board interpreted this as a mandate.

Chef's kiss

by codeduck

8/20/2026 at 8:24:14 PM

Reminds me of the "No" Koan[1]

[1] https://www.pacificzen.org/library/starter-kit-for-the-koan-...

by babblingfish

8/20/2026 at 4:12:04 PM

Best deal of the century multi-trillion dollar future guaranteed.

by minraws

8/20/2026 at 4:56:46 PM

Goed gedaan Wouter!

by pietro72ohboy

8/20/2026 at 2:50:10 PM

If only they can wope in Johnathan Ross. Liked his interview of Womesh Wanganathan.

by srean

8/20/2026 at 2:58:08 PM

haha I read most of this page out aloud in my head and it was even funnier

by thepaulthomson

8/20/2026 at 3:06:27 PM

makes more sense than a lot of prompts i got answered and paid for

by DerDerDaIst

8/20/2026 at 2:37:15 PM

We need more QuinnyPigs in Tech.

by pm90

8/20/2026 at 3:32:02 PM

Jaaaaa Goed gedaan oer!

by sailfast

8/20/2026 at 5:06:49 PM

Godverdomme

by lagrange77

8/20/2026 at 4:08:24 PM

> Numbers invented for this slide, in the industry tradition.

Holy shit, I love it.

by orthecreedence

8/20/2026 at 2:47:37 PM

Now why and how the f-- do you own stwipe.com ?

by AnthonyR

8/20/2026 at 2:53:04 PM

They registered it like any other, I imagine.

by forestry

8/20/2026 at 4:07:53 PM

A clear case of phwishing!

by lightdot

8/20/2026 at 6:36:32 PM

It could have been yours

by timcobb

8/20/2026 at 2:51:30 PM

I am mildly disappointed that a Dutch model experiences 0 hallucinations, as per their invented numbers.

by close04

8/20/2026 at 2:42:07 PM

Now on docker

by yieldcrv

8/20/2026 at 2:37:45 PM

Wat

by ilumanty

8/20/2026 at 2:30:59 PM

LOL

by fitsumbelay