alt.hn

6/25/2026 at 11:51:48 PM

Van Halen test

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Halen_test

by teleforce

6/26/2026 at 1:03:26 AM

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by jer0me

6/26/2026 at 2:47:53 AM

That's QA! if they didn't read about the Brown M&M's what makes you think they read about the pyrotechnics and fireworks? totally approve VH approach.

by luca-mendo26

6/26/2026 at 12:29:28 AM

Eddie Van Halen is interesting to read about. It's tempting to dismiss him as a "hair metal guy", but he was actually frighteningly intelligent. Read up about his equipment experiments.

by sandspar

6/26/2026 at 1:04:15 PM

He was a savant, It's not suprising that he was hyper-intelligent.

by alphawhisky