it's pretty hard to define - unusual in my life.Farmers' market produce was once a go-to for our basic funding requirements; and pretty much all of those were wild harvested from perma-jungle that we leased or from surrounding state/public roadside, and from trees and edible weeds that i was also payed to trim and maintain - so i knew they were all pesticide, herbicide free.
Also did some sales of goat milk, which as it was unpasteurized and unprocessed, was not for human consumption. A primary customer was the exotic mammals nursery at the local zoo. Turns out goat milk is a pretty good stand-in for the needs of everything from foxbats, to marsupials, to simians; with perhaps a little adjustment by the veterinarian caretakers in each of those cases.
I've been an occasional writer of technical documentation, including for private and government grant proposals ~ that may seem strange to have your lawn-care, goat-wrangling, tour-guide, dive-instructor as the uncredited primary author for a multi-year, multi-institution, multi-million dollar educational research program: but hey, whatever gets the job done, and since I identified the grant(s) and matched them to the service providers, educators, researchers, and institutions they paid me to write them. Several of those ran for a little less than ten years with renewal and reapplication - minimal reworking of the original grants to meet each years' new parameters.
Provided safety training and outdoor activity orientation in a National Park which included both whitewater rafting and back-country mule rides. Is that unusual?
Collected offshore water samples for e. coli detection and genetic analysis to determine near-shore pollution sources. Is that unusual?
Pulled used vehicle tires from landfills for recycling into rubberized asphalt, with selections of those shipped to form a seismic damper layer at an international airport built on a man-made island? Is that usual?
The list really does go on: astronomy equipment digital control interface software, bare-metal unikernel design, commercial dish washer, electric and hydrogen kiln control hardware redesign and implementation, commercial game meat processing, electronic flight-bag software design, commercial video monitoring installations, high risk personnel protection, methane-digester design (with vapor scrubbing for safe appliance use in a mixed methane:propane system including off-grid refrigeration), NiFe alkaline power cell reconditioning, PC repair including refloat of 'dead' GPU hardware solder points (oh, back in the day of the 9800), isolate and safety testing of lambic fermenting polycultures for more than one microbrewery - many of the HN crowd may have actually tasted the semi-sour Weisen from one of those, before the shop got bought out by AB Inbev, ... it's been a while since i really made a list, and just now I realize it does just go on-and-on, ... there's rattlesnake meat sold to a restaurant, gentle breaking of horses, house demolition and historically accurate restoration of a 'listed property', underwater asset reclamation...
The thing I realize is that I may never have made very much revenue from any of them; but each needed done, I was willing and able.
It sure beats saying to myself; "I made widgets to make other people wealthy enough to lose tough with their humanity."
One person's unusual is other peoples' every day.
6/23/2026
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10:31:47 AM
A honey farm rehab with the first task on the first day: get a beehive out of the church apse today, because the wedding is scheduled tomorrow - with a sawsall and a shopvac with an inline bee-safe collection box: relocate the hive, dont kill the queen and most of the workers.Progressing to controlling mite infestation to prevent further population collapses, without using any chemicals beyond superfine cane sugar and crystallized sterile honey powder ~ dusting to induce healthy hygenic actions and relocating the hives into an elevated, bottomless position with oil on water traps to catch mite and other pestfall.
Induce queen cell production (using a #2 pencil as the 'oversized' cell template), expand from 6 struggling hives back to 26 active producing hives with on-site queens and brood comb splits). Build new top-bar hives.
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Cooperage - white oak wine barrels from scratch by hand, without jigs or templates, from raw lumber to staves and oak 4 plank heads, with mild steel assembly rings and permanent hoops (chimes, quarters, and bilges) made from repurposed marine keel strake strips from salvaged sailboats.
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Braided kangaroo and bovine rawhide into riata: 6 and 8 strand weaves in 55' to 60' for ushnad bre by working vaquero in Sonora, Chihahua, and elsewhere. [Wow, was that really 40 years ago? Man, time flies!] Sold a few, hand braided nylon halters and other saddle tack about the same time from broken and unraveled nylon-poly rodeo ropes.
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Tour guiding - Back country (multi-day, horse+mule and hiking in diverse climates and ecosystems), high altitude star-gazing with Celestron telescopes, and lava flow multi-mile hiking to experience active flows.
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Sub-grade elevation precision assurance for municipal scale drainage and water management construction : convert surveyor placed elevation pins into verifiable slope gradient guidelines and grade check every foot of the excavation using plumb-line and laser-level, 0.2 to 2.0% slopes with tested compaction for pre and post pipeline installation - installation sites included one MLB spring-training campus.
/todays installatment of 'unusual things i have done for a little income'
by naishoya