5/27/2026 at 6:36:11 PM
Finger was the original Twitter. We used to get updates on Quake's development from John Carmack by fingering his email. He used to write elaborate ".plan" files too, no nonsense character limits were in sight yet. It was magical. It worked like this: $ finger johnc@idsoftware.com
No retweets, no likes, no notifications, no HN frontpage, but John Carmack kept writing them, and we kept reading. Even without any amplification dynamics, it was still engaging.I've tried the same now, 30 years after my last finger. It wasn't even installed on Ubuntu by default. I had to install it, and expectedly:
$ finger johnc@idsoftware.com
finger: connect: Connection timed out
by sedatk
5/28/2026 at 9:30:25 AM
Any gopher client can do finger too: finger london@graph.no
lynx gopher://graph.no:79/0/London
by anthk
5/27/2026 at 8:52:40 PM
Finger still exists at sdf.orgby Something1234
5/27/2026 at 9:29:54 PM
A couple on shodan [1a][1b] Maybe we should make finger great again, but with TLS. fingers? Looks like there is a draft [2][1a] - https://www.shodan.io/search?query=finger+%2Bport+79
by Bender
5/28/2026 at 7:50:06 PM
You can do this with ATProto / Bluesky! You can self-host your own PDS (or use Bluesky) and clients are super simple. I just had Google Search AI Mode vibe code as a 60 line shell script. $ curl -O https://raw.githubusercontent.com/snth/radar/refs/heads/main/radar
$ chmod +x radar
$ ./radar snth@bsky.social
[RADAR] Scanning for snth.bsky.social...
[RADAR SCREEN]
User: Tobias Brandt (@snth.bsky.social)
Status: Active
Last Seen: 2026-05-28T19:42:15.865Z
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Just vibe coded a 60 line POSIX script Bluesky client in the style of `finger` of old:
github.com/snth/radar
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If you wanted to be more authentic to the original you could implement a custom Lexicon.
by snthpy
5/27/2026 at 9:48:46 PM
Oh pretty please, if we revive this protocol, can we please pick a better name? Like, any name? Literally anything else, that doesn’t evoke weirdly sexual imagery?by 9dev
5/27/2026 at 10:02:48 PM
Well I thought about it and if it's a body part there will be someone into that. Then I thought maybe poke, nope some are into that too. I guess maybe "status" port? Kindof like having an away message. It could be a fixed buffer as to not overlflow. Of course that could be accomplished in DNS using TXT.Honestly I am too lazy to make an RFC. Maybe if enough people make a finger.domain.tld text record it would catch on. [1]
dig +short -t txt finger.nochan.net
"status: currently spending time on hacker news."
or replace the finger binary with a shell function: [2][1] - https://www.whatsmydns.net/#TXT/finger.nochan.net
[2] - https://blawg.nochan.net/b/Internet-Crap/20260527-DNS-A-Repl...
by Bender
5/28/2026 at 5:52:07 AM
Your point is valid, but how do you feel telling your wife today I fingered Alice, and guess what she was up to?by 9dev
5/28/2026 at 12:51:50 PM
Well that depends on the marriage. She might want to smell what Alice is up to.by Bender
5/29/2026 at 3:50:01 PM
the weird sexual imagery makes it fun and memorableby jazzyjackson
5/28/2026 at 7:54:57 PM
radar? Since it's an active request response protocol.by snthpy
5/28/2026 at 12:28:54 AM
Wait until you hear about USB condoms.by sedatk
5/28/2026 at 12:59:20 AM
In my electronics class in high school we learned to strip and do joints.We also learned the resister color codes via mnemonics.
"Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly, Get Some Now" Curious if they still teach that one. [1] Wikipedia says it is outdated / offensive but it was back then too.
[1] - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_color_code_...
by Bender
5/28/2026 at 11:47:22 AM
Black Boys, since the first mnemonic letter is for the color black. And we didn't have Get Some Now, that feels redundant since everyone knows gold is better than silver.by tardedmeme
5/27/2026 at 9:53:35 PM
Like fist?! Oh wait…Glove would work
by unanonymousanon
5/27/2026 at 10:09:44 PM
Like the protection metaphor there, glove would be great for TLS finger!by 9dev
5/28/2026 at 10:48:10 AM
A glove is for the whole hand though. How about thimble?by kyusan0
5/27/2026 at 11:48:05 PM
Fingercot.by Exoristos