5/26/2026 at 5:54:33 PM
Had my first colonoscopy 4 months ago, after going for a couple of years with every red flag symptom under the sun.The procedure was a piece of cake. As the standard is where I'm from (Norway), I was only administered some sedatives - but honestly I couldn't feel much difference. I watched the procedure on the screen, which was quite fascinating.
The worst part, by far, was the emptying / prepping. A month prior to the colonoscopy I took a stool sample (negative for blood), but my doc wanted to be safe.
In the end they nothing was found, not even polyps.
EDIT: I had put of going to it for the longest time, but a friend of mine (35 years old) was diagnosed with stage 4 last year, which pushed me to get it checked out. He had experienced prolonged constipation, that's it. When the tumor was found, the cancer had spread to both of his lungs and liver. He's still alive, and fighting it.
by TrackerFF
5/26/2026 at 6:16:49 PM
My doctor recommended a combination FIT+DNA test instead of colonoscopy (brand name "Cologuard"). She said it's not quite as good as the "gold standard" colonoscopy, but it also doesn't have the risks of colonoscopy.And the FIT+DNA test is so cheap and easy, you can do it every year or three instead of every 10 years with the colonoscopy.
She still recommends colonoscopies for high-risk patients, but she thinks the risks outweigh the benefits for low-risk patients, so she recommends Cologuard in those situations.
I appreciate this risk-adjusted and probabilistic approach rather than one-size-fits all recommendations.
by panarky
5/26/2026 at 8:58:30 PM
The main issue with those tests is they have a relatively high false positive rate. If you pop on that one you need to follow up with a colonoscopy to confirm.The big issue has been that in the US, the followup colonoscopy was often no longer covered by insurance as it was no longer classified as part of the preventative medicine tier, and instead was now a different sort of procedure. My understanding is that this is no longer true though.
by jghn
5/27/2026 at 2:13:20 AM
Got burned by exactly this when on a high deductible HSA plan.by xocnad
5/26/2026 at 10:56:22 PM
my PCP thinks i am over 50 twice a year and mentions i should get one, and he knows i won't pay for anything, so that means my insurance covers it.This is anecdote by induction.
by genewitch
5/26/2026 at 6:39:09 PM
Risks? The risks of a colonoscopy are crazy low though.by antinomicus
5/26/2026 at 8:48:12 PM
The risk is the primary reason the age for first colonoscopy is so high. Even with cologuard it's not typical before 40 unless you have family history.There's also risks of false positives/negatives for some tests which complicate matters as well.
by goosejuice
5/26/2026 at 10:50:19 PM
> The risk is the primary reason the age for first colonoscopy is so highWhat? I have a hard time understanding this, what is your primary reference.
Colonoscopies take a lot of resources and GI docs are in high demand—these seem much more plausible limiting factors than undefined 'risks' inherent to the procedure.
by bonsai_spool
5/27/2026 at 12:43:11 AM
Those are also factors for sure, but the the risks from complications aren't undefined. Even cheap and non invasive screening carry risk due to false positives inviting unnecessary downstream procedures.Not an MD but have worked in cancer prevention for a while in a software capacity.
See figure 5 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34003219/
by goosejuice
5/27/2026 at 1:01:09 AM
> https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8409520/figure/F5/You can link to the figures directly for PMC articles.
My point is that the risks aren't the limit for how we think about testing (though they exist), but instead the low marginal improvement in diagnostic yield and life expectancy.
by bonsai_spool
5/26/2026 at 7:54:07 PM
They are until they aren't. My grandmother had a puncture and almost diedby aprdm
5/27/2026 at 1:04:22 AM
[dead]by newtonianrules
5/26/2026 at 6:42:16 PM
There is still the rush of perferating the colon, but I assume it doesn't happen very often. Cologuard has got to be cheaper though.by amanaplanacanal
5/27/2026 at 1:05:10 AM
[dead]by newtonianrules
5/26/2026 at 7:09:40 PM
>"Risks? The risks of a colonoscopy are crazy low though."Not at the statistical level. Death rate from complications is about 1 in 10,000: https://www.endoscopy-campus.com/ec-news/risk-of-death-from-...
by ramesh31
5/26/2026 at 8:54:38 PM
The risk of serious complications like major bleeding or perforation is closer to 40-80 per 10,000, significantly higher than the roughly 3-5 per 10,000 annual chance of actually having colorectal cancer for low-risk groups.My doctor says that since Cologuard catches a large percentage of those 3-5 per 10,000 without any of the colonoscopy risk, the marginal benefits from colonoscopy really aren't justified since FIT+DNA testing is almost as good, at least for low-risk cohorts.
Very few things in medicine are zero risk. I wish more doctors would help balance the risk of doing A vs. the risk of doing B vs. the risk of doing nothing.
It's all Bayesian conditional probabilities, considering your own individual risk factors, and considering the false positive rate and false negative rate of each test.
by panarky
5/27/2026 at 3:24:49 AM
The real risk is getting a doctor that is more interested in money than medical care. These seem to be more like 3000-5000 per 10000.by BobbyTables2
5/26/2026 at 10:51:35 PM
> The risk of serious complications like major bleeding or perforation is closer to 40-80 per 10,000What's your reference for this? That's incredibly (read, unbelievable) high for a routine procedure.
by bonsai_spool
5/26/2026 at 11:02:39 PM
not who you asked but the perforation is 3-5 per 10,000; cardiovascular issues is 52 per 10,000, polyp removal carries risks of bleeding or perforation, and underlying patient physiology.RESULTS Among the 30,818 records identified, 82 population-based studies from 24 countries were included, involving a total of 38.5 million colonoscopies. The estimated incidence per 10,000 colonoscopies was as follows: gastrointestinal AEs, including perforation (5.15; 95% confidence interval [CI] 4.19-6.34, I2 = 99%), bleeding (18.39; 95% CI 13.53-24.99, I2 = 100%), and splenic injury (0.61; 95% CI 0.43-0.85, I2 = 93%); nongastrointestinal AEs, including cardiovascular events (52.11; 95% CI 18.67-144.59, I2 = 100%), respiratory events (4.26; 95% CI 0.73-24.99, I2 = 100%), and deaths related to colonoscopy (0.18; 95% CI 0.10-0.34, I2 = 74%). Subgroup analyses yielded partially divergent findings. The majority of the included studies exhibited a low to moderate risk of bias.
just ask any AI, i don't got time to play tic-tac-toe with the NIH.gov website gating me behind click bus images for 10 minutes
by genewitch
5/26/2026 at 11:19:05 PM
You are hardly describing "serious complications" ('bleeding', and 'respiratory events' are very non specific, and the fact that this is an uncited meta-analysis across nations makes the whole enterprise suspect), even less so since your source averages 24 countries while we are speaking about US colonoscopy recommendations.My source is not seeing one perforation each week at work.
> just ask any AI
These do not give reliable answers, as I am sure you know
by bonsai_spool
5/27/2026 at 2:46:50 AM
they give citations which i was going through and literally copied and pasted the CITE to you, not the AI.i only answered the specific question of where the number "48" or the range 40-80 came from.
my cite even shows perforations are 3-5 per 10000 so i don't know what you're on me about
by genewitch
5/27/2026 at 2:40:49 PM
> they give citations which i was going throughYes, I am sure. Do send the actual citations.
> my cite even shows perforations are 3-5 per 10000
An implausible number for humans who have actual, non-LLM experience in this area
by bonsai_spool
5/28/2026 at 5:30:57 PM
my EXPLICIT SOURCE was 10.14309/ajg.0000000000003429 do you require other ones, or do you wanna keep harping on the fact i used LLM as a fucking search engine?https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2779987 3.5 per 10,000
take it up with JAMA and the AJG.
do you do SCREENING or DIAGNOSTIC/POLYP REMOVAL?
because there's a difference. And it has nothing to do whether i use google.com or chat.whatever.com to find that out.
by genewitch
5/28/2026 at 10:39:45 PM
> do you wanna keep harping on the fact i used LLM as a fucking search engine?You didn't give me a source before now, so I unfortunately had no other source to challenge except the LLM!
> https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2779987 3.5 per 10,000
Different source, friend. Please note that they say 3.1, not 3.5.
That is at about 25% less than 4 (and even less than 5, let alone your previous assertions). And if either you or your LLM troubled yourself to read the article, even this is a confounded number in that we cannot determine whether low-volume, 'community' operators are worse than high-volume settings.
> do you do SCREENING or DIAGNOSTIC/POLYP REMOVAL?
We are talking about screening—once you have a target to remove, you are looking at a high-likelihood-of-cancer population. I am fully aware of this, so I don't understand why you are bringing up this difference which has not yet figured into our discussion. Is this something your LLM suggested to you?
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I think the thing to take away is that LLMs do not yet replace human understanding and discretion.
by bonsai_spool
5/26/2026 at 11:50:50 PM
>>"Risks? The risks of a colonoscopy are crazy low though."> Not at the statistical level. Death rate from complications is about 1 in 10,000:
THAT IS NOT what this paper says. Please avoid commenting about things that you do not understand!
Here is the actual article: https://www.cghjournal.org/article/S1542-3565(20)31076-4/ful...
First, the study looks at people who had a positive screening Cologuard/FIT test. These are not normal people!
Second, the test looks at DEATHS WITHIN THIRTY DAYS of the procedure. In fact, the article goes on to say that there are ZERO deaths related to the actual procedure. ZERO.
by bonsai_spool
5/27/2026 at 12:08:24 AM
This is funny. I've had an unbelievable string of bad doctors / clinics... almost as though something is wrong with medical care around here.Couple of years ago the latest doctor who I fired started talking colonoscopies. I asked some basic questions like how do they get paid? How much do they get paid? Who inspects their facilities?
He took great umbrage at the notion that the doctors were getting "bounties" for nipping pieces of tissue for lab review, refused to discuss that. (Tell me you know something without telling me you know something.) He also took umbrage at the notion that his clinic wasn't "clean" and that it was inspected regularly... didn't say by whom.
So here's the deal. Here in Washington State, USA his clinic gets a "wet work" inspection, just like a slaughterhouse or restaurant, as part of the occupancy / doing business license. But there is no ongoing inspection, and fuck no there is no "safe to eat here" poster in the window of his clinic.
It gets more interesting when you start looking at the datasets an inquiry like that turns up. Like: how many deaths / hospitalizations are there per 1K procedures? Actuarily we have a number. Now clinics, at least the ones doing things on a regular basis, have to report adverse events leading to hospitalization: the reporting rate is impossibly lower than the actuarial rate, complications leading to hospitalization are not being reported. But.. there's more! The State collects "foreign contamination" stats from pathologists; you can look at this by pathologist, if they do enough of them. The majority of pathologists scoring colonoscopy samples report ZERO foreign contamination; among the pathologists actually reporting, the rate for presence of foreign contamination is around 25%.
by m3047
5/27/2026 at 4:01:03 AM
What an interesting and obvious approach, wish I'd thought of it. Tell me more about your inquiry for the answers the doctor avoided.by boppo1
5/28/2026 at 5:46:43 PM
I tend to let Feynman, Fermi, and Bayes guide my inquiries generally in that order. Part of the process is generating good questions; another part of the process is generating good actionable questions (tailored to the moment). Questions which are obvious, which are "horseshoes and hand grenades" type questions, based on what we know now. Follow things a little bit, test it, see where it's soft.In this case I called public health and building inspection agencies and asked them what sort of ongoing inspections there were for clinics and other medical facilities. That turned up databases online, and keywords which turned up other databases.
What was the germ (pun intended) of this inquiry? Several years earlier, sitting in the waiting room of a different clinic, and the linen supply company pushes a cart through (gets buzzed through to the back) to collect the dirty linen, wearing gloves. Like they did this every day. Many years ago, the memo taped to the doors to a lab wing at a biotech: "gloves must be removed when greeting visitors". Various reports over the years concerning improperly sterilized dental instruments.
by m3047
5/27/2026 at 12:32:37 AM
What is your point?by kelvinjps10
5/27/2026 at 6:43:01 AM
I remember reading somewhere that the highest risk is you falling off the table while you are sedated.by Double_a_92
5/26/2026 at 7:42:06 PM
2 to 3 colonoscopies per ~1k to 2k people cause severe rupture of the intestines that require urgent surgery.by NotGMan
5/26/2026 at 9:01:14 PM
Kinda annoying that the minimum age is 45 and its explicitly not for high risk individuals though. Like you would think having a non-invasive test would be incredibly important for that.by deaton
5/26/2026 at 6:15:24 PM
> The worst part, by far, was the emptying / prepping.This. The procedure itself was a snap (I was completely sedated; I'm in Canada), but it was NOT a fun 2 days of "pooping" pure liquid and being hungry. I don't think I was away from the toilet for more than 20 minutes at a time.
by hylaride
5/26/2026 at 11:56:26 PM
Having had three colonoscopies so far, my system for prep is to change what I eat at least the week before. Jello, ice pops. . . generally light stuff. At some point before I start drinking the beverage from hell, I get butt cream. Smear it on and then drink. Keeping a layer of diaper rash ointment on the tush helps a LOT.I suggested to the pharmacists at my local pharmacy they should recommend butt cream when someone buys the prep stuff. Not sure if they do it, but all agreed it was a good idea.
by susiecambria
5/27/2026 at 1:21:16 AM
+1 on low fiber diet 5-7 days before.And although I didn’t try the diaper rash cream, Balneol was definitely a life saver.
by boarsofcanada
5/27/2026 at 11:42:08 AM
Why can't you just fast the day before and then get an enema on the day ?by bamboozled
5/26/2026 at 5:59:45 PM
Yeh if you want to improve the screening rate then someone needs to figure out how to make the prep easier.by trebligdivad
5/26/2026 at 8:42:26 PM
There are slow-acting laxatives that you have to drink a lot of and tastes wile but is soft on the intestines, and then there is quick-acting laxative that is easier to get down. The former tends to be prescribed by default, obviously.If you have no prior intestinal diseases and are in for a routine check, ask for the quick-acting one. You will have to drink the same total amount of liquid, but at least most of it will not be drinks of your choosing.
Also get anal cream, and apply it once before going to the toilet.
by Findecanor
5/26/2026 at 5:59:26 PM
> The worst part, by far, was the emptying / prepping.Protip to those who have it coming up: Ask for the pill prep instead of the "sludge" prep. You end up spending the day on the toilet either way, but at least it doesn't taste as bad with the pills.
by jedberg
5/26/2026 at 6:08:21 PM
It depends, if you want the best possible colonoscopy quality, do the liquid/"sludge" prep, the general consensus is it cleans you out the best and gives the best possible view during the procedure. However that's only true if you actually do it properly and drink all the liquid.A decent number of patients can't/don't get through all the liquid in which case the pills are far better.
by aeternum
5/26/2026 at 6:06:10 PM
I’m doing it this year. Does the pill work as effectively as the drink?by mrbonner
5/26/2026 at 6:20:11 PM
> Oral sodium sulfate in a single dose has been found to cause increased gastrointestinal (GI) events> Sodium phosphate is no longer recommended as a bowel preparation regimen due to its serious side effects
Essentially, put in the effort and do the liquid bowel prep.
Consider adding flavour drops to your drink, icing it or turn it into a slushie to make it slightly more interesting to drink. The PEG will make the ice crystals slightly more smoother.
by xattt
5/26/2026 at 8:29:24 PM
Essentially, put in the effort and do the liquid bowel prep.It's not just about effort. I must do the liquid prep due to my Crohn's disease. And while I am able to get the liquid down (as you note, it helps to make it as cold as possible; also, suck on an ice cube before drinking to numb the taste buds), I can't keep it down. Within an hour it has me evacuating from both ends.
For my last test, I barely slept at all the night before on account of the vomiting, and even once I got to the hospital I was lying on the wonderfully cold tile of the floor between rolling over to vomit in a trash can.
They know it affects me badly, but still assess that it's necessary due to my risk factors. And because I'm losing much of the drug due to the vomiting, the prep is poor, so I have to start fasting a day early to ensure that I get sufficiently cleaned out. It's torture all around.
by CWuestefeld
5/28/2026 at 4:10:55 PM
It must be really challenging to feel like you are an outlier, and that medical advice does not fit you.There are going to be niche clinical situations where the benefits outweigh the risks of what is otherwise generally not recommended. If you’re not able to tolerate the liquid prep, you’re obviously better to take an oral fleet than no prep at all.
by xattt
5/26/2026 at 10:01:16 PM
What helps for me was using cool/chilled water, and a swimmer's nose clip to help reduce the smell of the ingredients. If you are adding flavor drops - go with lemon and not anything blue or red in color.One other piece of advice - stay off the internet afterwards until you're sure the anesthesia has worn off. My doctor related that a previous patient had gone on the Carvana website and bought a car while still under the effects. Oops.
by chiph
5/26/2026 at 6:57:37 PM
> Sodium phosphate is no longer recommended as a bowel preparation regimen due to its serious side effectsWell in my country, it's still wildly used for people without renal issues.
by xaldir
5/26/2026 at 7:53:45 PM
These are best practices guidelines that are ultimately implemented (or rejected) by surgeons who still go by feel, whether following the latest-and-greatest or by what they are used to.by xattt
5/26/2026 at 6:19:58 PM
I can’t compare the two, but fwiw, in my experience, while the drink is mildly unpleasant it’s only the texture of the drink itself that’s bad and the fact that you have to drink quite a bit of it. It doesn’t taste bad per se (and you can add flavored drink mix to help) and the “purging” part is painless, ie no cramps or anything.by skywhopper
5/26/2026 at 6:14:32 PM
Some doctors will say yes, some no. Best bet is to do what your doctor suggests, but at least ask if the pills are an option.by jedberg
5/26/2026 at 6:20:19 PM
I had a colonoscopy without any sedatives and I agree, the prepping was worse. Not eating for 24 hours was easy, drinking the solution the night before was unpleasant, and drinking the solution the day of was awful.My pro tip would be to take the day off work. Trying to work while drinking the solution in the morning didn't really work.
by Hamuko
5/26/2026 at 6:08:59 PM
I didn't actually mind the prepping too much personally. Just to be safe I started early to go on the long end of what they suggested with the diet and basically just ate baked, unseasoned chicken for 10 days. Then did the bowel prep; a lot of people hate the drink, but idk. I thought it was fine. Maybe better to assume it will suck though, that way you at least can't be disappointed.> In the end they nothing was found, not even polyps.
Same here, thank god.
by jchw
5/26/2026 at 6:30:23 PM
These days, in the USA, they're starting to give you an over-the-counter laxative rather than that nasty drink.by bitwize
5/26/2026 at 6:39:10 PM
I just had my hole inspected and all the preparation was with over-the-counter supplies. My prep drink was gatorade with some flavorless powder mixed in. It made no change in the taste or texture of this drink. Having the squirts for a day was no fun, but other than that it was a breeze.by riotnrrd
5/26/2026 at 8:38:18 PM
I overshot their requirements as well. I wanted them to have a clear view.by pohl
5/27/2026 at 12:19:36 AM
> a lot of people hate the drink, but idk. I thought it was fine.Aren’t there a lot of different drinks, though (at least 3 or 4)?
E.g. I know Miralax can be an option for some which practically is tasteless.
by jader201
5/27/2026 at 12:15:49 PM
I see. So I escaped the experience of the nasty drink, then. I thought it was just "the standard" because it was also word for word what I saw when I googled it at the time. (Gatorade + Miralax.)by jchw
5/26/2026 at 9:47:03 PM
Same here. I didn't find the drink especially nasty. I drank it very cold, it had a somewhat chemical taste but very fluid, not disgusting texture. I do remember it was a lot of liquid to drink though. As for the bathroom part, no pain or discomfort whatsoever. It took a couple of hours total if I remember correctly.No, the worst part is the risk of puncture. Rare, but it happens. Happened to a colleague of mine.
by yodsanklai
5/26/2026 at 9:50:37 PM
If you have red flag symptoms you should get checked out. This type of cancer is often not caught until stage 3-4, at which point even if you do survive you may end up with a colostomy bag or other serious issues. You're also looking at tons of grueling chemo. It's often caught late because people ignore minor symptoms, assuming them to be something like hemorrhoids or digestive issues or self-misdiagnosing as having Celiac's disease.If you catch it at precancerous or stage 1, it can often be removed with minimal side effects.
Sounds like for you the red flag symptoms were something else, but others shouldn't treat it this way.
by api
5/27/2026 at 6:40:22 AM
Can also confirm that the worst part was the prepping. You have to dring 2 liters of liquid that give you diarrea... The second liter is the worst, since the body learns that it's "poison" and triggers all the reflexes to make you not swallow it.by Double_a_92
5/26/2026 at 6:03:48 PM
I ended up paying 15000 usd due tó complications.. that was the worst part for meby jhghbj
5/26/2026 at 6:06:09 PM
Which country are you in? Did you have insurance? What kind of complications? Have you recovered completely?by grassfedgeek
5/26/2026 at 6:31:51 PM
I did one two years ago without sedation, I wanted to work afterwards. I didn't feel any pain, so sedation is really not necessaryby wolfi1
5/27/2026 at 12:28:17 AM
I woke in the middle of my first one due to inadequate sedation and it felt like someone was pushing their fist into my stomach too hard and/or having cramps. Tolerable but unpleasant. I elected for propofol on my second and was happier (though both midazolam/fentanyl and propofol basically make you kinda useless for the rest of the day).by dgacmu
5/27/2026 at 7:22:00 AM
my guess is that they take more care when they know you are not sedated. I know a guy whose intestines have been perforated during a colonoscopy if he wouldn't have been sedated he would have felt the perforation right awayby wolfi1
5/26/2026 at 9:15:33 PM
It is likely that your friend could have a genetic disposition for colon cancer. He should get a gene test once he has recovered.I was the same age. My doctor saw signs in an early blood test, and followed it up so mine got detected relatively early. My test was positive for Lynch syndrome, and I am now a colonoscopy veteran.
by Findecanor
5/26/2026 at 8:57:47 PM
I’ve also done it, without finding polyps or anything. Obviously it’s normal to run through the entire Bristol Stool Chart in one sitting.by estetlinus
5/26/2026 at 8:43:03 PM
Okay, so another pro-tip for prep. I can promise it's not bad at all if you're already very regular.So what you do is, schedule it for weeks or months out as you can and use that to develop good eating and fiber habits over that time. You have a deadline and real stakes in the game. You will literally hurt more unless you get that straight before then.
Win-win.
by jrm4
5/29/2026 at 1:38:35 PM
Most of my downvotes I'll take very proudly, but this one just confuses meby jrm4
5/26/2026 at 7:42:17 PM
How old are you? I’m 37 and my doc says you get one at 45by dyauspitr
5/26/2026 at 7:22:23 PM
> The worst part, by far, was the emptying / prepping.As described in one of the great modern tales of legend:
https://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-retu...
by twic