alt.hn

5/25/2026 at 1:45:05 PM

The most unlikely school bag

https://www.carryology.com/insights/carry-culture/the-tale-of-the-worlds-most-unlikely-school-bag/

by surprisetalk

5/28/2026 at 8:47:43 PM

One term in high school I put a laptop bag strap on a hanging file box and used that as a bag for a semester. It made me nuts that teachers hand you stuff you need to hold on to that has no holes in it, but you're supposed to store it in a 3 ring binder. Everything you are supposed to bring with you to class is the shape of a rectangle, but a backpack is a blob that lets your stuff fall to the bottom. Best grades I ever got. Ended up hurting my back so I went back to a backpack. I got a lot of "why don't you just…" questions for a day or two and then it was chill.

This bag shape seems far superior for the purposes of carrying paper hither and thither than any other bag shape I've seen.

by 1-more

5/28/2026 at 10:25:58 PM

Rectangular prism-based storage FTW.

I carried a briefcase for my last three years of high school (in the early 90s in rural Ohio). After the jokes subsided it became "just a thing" and, wow, was it nice. I ended up being able to get by w/o using a locker (beyond stowing my coat in the cooler months). Being able to lock it was a treat, too.

I assume it would never fly today because "security".

by EvanAnderson

5/29/2026 at 11:10:46 PM

I was at boarding school and we didn't have lockers, so you needed everything for all your classes in your bag because the dorms were a hike (and you can't go back during the day until 10th grade).

by 1-more

5/28/2026 at 9:04:39 PM

> It made me nuts that teachers hand you stuff you need to hold on to that has no holes in it, but you're supposed to store it in a 3 ring binder.

That is why pocket folders exist.

by MisterTea

5/29/2026 at 9:56:13 AM

Right? The classic Trapper Keeper!

by natebc

5/29/2026 at 11:01:21 PM

Trapper Keepers are binders. Did they also make folders? Regardless, asked and answered yeronner: not big enough for a whole term. Things fall out if you turn your bag upside down or put the folder in upside down

by 1-more

5/30/2026 at 12:12:01 PM

They did make folders that were branded I believe. The Trapper keeper also featured pockets on the front and rear covers.

> Things fall out if you turn your bag upside down or put the folder in upside down

Rare problem from memory. The folder is usually easy to orient as it would have a pattern or picture. Same if it was in your binder. In addition, the pressure of the folder being in your binder or between books usually clamped the pages in place. There were also vertical and semi vertical pocket folders that prevented an upside down incident from spilling the folder contents.

by MisterTea

5/29/2026 at 10:46:35 PM

they never have enough space for a whole term

by 1-more

5/28/2026 at 9:35:11 PM

I was super cool for a week when other students saw I had a three-hole punch that fit into a three ring binder.

by jerlam

5/29/2026 at 10:48:14 PM

This was recommended. Those things always suck. Also the paper tears with use in the binders. Not into it. Also the handouts come stapled automatically by the copier. In a hanging file I could leave them stapled.

by 1-more

5/29/2026 at 11:38:33 PM

3-ring binders, in general, were terrible. It was very common to pick up a binder and have the papers fall out because the ring mechanism was broken and didn't close correctly. I don't think any of mine ever lasted a single school year.

by jerlam

5/30/2026 at 3:38:56 AM

ugh, the WORST! The name says what they're for: publishing a single copy of a book. They aren't meant to get crushed in a backpack and opened hundreds of times, but we have yet to admit that we are failing the youth with this garbage technology. This randoseru at least seems like it would do a better job of not putting pressure on the outsides of the rings and making them stop meshing.

When my son gets to school age I'm going to work this problem with him. file folders, plastic accordions, whatever he wants to work with really. The true secret of success is typing your notes up later, but we'll deal with that when we deal with that.

by 1-more

5/28/2026 at 8:09:13 PM

this was written with at least the help of ai- it’s still a good article and idk if i’m the only one who can tell or we’re beyond the point of needing or wanting or caring to point it out. idk

by gorpy7

5/29/2026 at 3:56:33 AM

I was trying to ignore the classic tells of LLM writing, but I still find them irksome when reading an otherwise informative article. There is just too much fluff in the language

by ottobonn

5/29/2026 at 1:35:34 PM

Yeah it’s seriously shady to not disclose it at the beginning of the piece.

by MichaelZuo

5/28/2026 at 10:31:14 PM

It's also an ad. Also dk if I’m the only one who can tell or we’re beyond the point of needing or wanting or caring to point it out.

by 1970-01-01

5/29/2026 at 1:32:01 AM

> The thinking was straightforward: if every child wears essentially the same bag, you can’t read household wealth

These bags are like $400-800 lol

by King-Aaron

5/29/2026 at 3:37:12 AM

I'd love to see a Saddleback Leather take on these.

by bombcar

5/29/2026 at 8:46:50 AM

Yes I'd happily buy one if it's quality matched the price and I'm sure in Japan it often does.

I have done some simple leather crafts, and I think the design clearly is suitable for building with rivets and full grain leather, if they do use that today then it'll be a spectacular product.

by rustyhancock

5/30/2026 at 5:46:12 AM

There are plenty on amazon japan for < 10000 yen (~$60?)

by rendaw

5/28/2026 at 8:21:52 PM

It drags on a bit and is rather verbose, which is what made me notice it was AI-assisted.

by j2kun

5/28/2026 at 11:44:32 PM

My favorite part is a bland photo every two sentences.

by mc3301

5/29/2026 at 3:46:36 AM

Possibly AI-generated too? I can't tell.

by userbinator

5/29/2026 at 10:59:45 AM

>That’s not an accident; it was the point.

by fouc

5/29/2026 at 7:17:25 AM

I stopped reading in anger at "That’s not an accident; it was the point."

It's pretty disrespectful imo -- it feels like the reader's time is worth less than the author's.

by amouat

5/28/2026 at 8:21:48 PM

full slop indeed but at least the japanese emperor cited really existed

by croisillon

5/29/2026 at 12:33:22 AM

>That’s not an accident; it was the point.

Article SmeLLMs

by protocolture

5/29/2026 at 1:44:58 AM

I enjoyed it despite this.

by peddling-brink

5/29/2026 at 1:58:23 AM

I found it broke me out of my "purchase this for my son immediately" fugue state the article had me in.

by protocolture

5/29/2026 at 1:05:29 AM

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by nxobject

5/28/2026 at 8:21:10 PM

It looks gorgeous. I would love to have one, and I'm not even close to primary school age :D

I loved the making-of video: https://youtu.be/lSochjb6ovI

by aanet

5/29/2026 at 8:15:27 AM

I would say that school bags that incorporate kevlar to be bulletproof are much more unlikely actually: https://edcwarehouse.co.uk/product/guard-dog-scout-bulletpro... (there are many other brands)

Funnily enough before opening the article, having heard of the japanese backpacks, I was wondering if it was going to talk about bulletproof ones or japanese ones.

by iLoveOncall

5/29/2026 at 7:17:24 AM

Before reading the article I was surprised to find them similar to old german Sout backpacks. They are really sturdy and durable: your kid needs just one of them for all primary school (grundschule). They are explensive (not so much considering 3-6 years of continuous abuse by kids), but when the kid gets tired of it, some people put them on sale. I have one that I know was resold at least 2 times and it still in perfect shape... Great for airport travel, btw.

by eb0la

5/30/2026 at 8:14:26 AM

Is this a typo? I cannot find them, but these days Google is unusable.

by nicbou

5/28/2026 at 7:47:22 PM

Interesting read. The title made me think of Catholic School Book Bags that everyone in my city who went to Catholic Schools used. Public school kids (me) just carried the books to school, rain, snow or shine. No school busses back then.

I could not find a picture, but there were like small army duffel bags, dark green with a yellow fabric strap. You held the strap and slung the bag over your shoulder.

by jmclnx

5/29/2026 at 6:00:54 AM

> The government has taken the issue seriously enough to study it and to encourage lighter materials, reduced textbook carry, and the use of digital teaching tools. Some manufacturers have responded with more synthetics and lighter reinforcements.

I guess they're so married to the traditional design that they just refuse to add a frame and waist strap to offload the weight to your hips.

by kmoser

5/28/2026 at 8:07:14 PM

I want one.

Gorgeous

by worik

5/29/2026 at 3:32:55 AM

Only an LLM could liken a first-grader to a scholar: "In a stratified society where the imperial family sat at the symbolic center, that gesture mattered. The randoseru moved, almost overnight, from battlefield to classroom, from soldier’s kit to scholar’s gear." This is an interesting topic, but this kind of AI writing gets very, very grating. Additionally, though this is somewhat unrelated, I feel like LLMs tend to argue points through gaslighting, rather than actual argumentation; they prefer to stack a bunch of tangential, or parallel, evidence and then assert that it proves their point when, in reality, it does not have any logical coherence—unless, perhaps, one reads it at 2am, in which case it might make sense.

by maxall4

5/28/2026 at 8:14:48 PM

For me the iconic school bag will always be the JanSport.

by booleandilemma

5/28/2026 at 10:48:47 PM

I bought a black JanSport backpack from my university bookstore in, I think, 1998. It was the first version that had a laptop slot in it because laptop computers were still a rarity then. I got it because my job at an dotcom startup bought me a bright orange iBook. Still one of my favorite laptops.

That JanSport lasted me 20 years. It outlasted that dotcom started, the entire dotcom bubble, the Great Recession, and three jobs. It took on dozens of flights and road trips. On long hikes in the Smokey mountains, and sleepovers at several girlfriends' apartments. It was an absolute tank.

What finally gave out was the rubberized coating on the bottom started to get gummy. But, wow, did I get my money's worth with it.

by munificent

5/29/2026 at 4:10:27 AM

LL Bean for me. Original at first, then the deluxe later as I got more homework. And I used an accordion folder, one slot for each class, for holding handouts etc. in addition to the notebooks and binders.

by mandevil

5/28/2026 at 9:01:19 PM

I was an Eastpak kid. To me, the quality was the same with the added bonus that you were less likely to get robbed for it.

by MisterTea

5/29/2026 at 2:17:39 AM

I second this - mine has lasted me 15+ years at this point. Which is not something you can say about a lot of the things on the market today.

by iv4122

5/28/2026 at 9:00:10 PM

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by reconvene1290

5/25/2026 at 1:50:36 PM

Every generation accidently recreates the same object with newer materials and better marketing. This is basically the modern equivalent of a satchel, except now it comes with aerospace fabric, limited drops, and a Discord server.

by ideaforge_00

5/28/2026 at 7:51:46 PM

LLM comment? The link is about randoseru, which are not satchels and predate the existence of both discord and powered flight.

by AlotOfReading

5/29/2026 at 1:46:28 AM

Definitely LLM, see their other comments. Should be banned.

by peddling-brink

5/26/2026 at 6:34:34 PM

  Every generation thinks it invented sex.
    --Robert Heinlein

by brudgers