alt.hn

4/20/2026 at 5:05:29 PM

Colorado River disappeared record for 5M years: now we know where it was

https://phys.org/news/2026-04-colorado-river-geological-million-years.html

by wglb

4/21/2026 at 4:32:56 PM

The original title (which makes a lot more sense than the abbreviated one used for the submission):

> The Colorado River disappeared from the geological record for 5 million years: Scientists now know where it went

by Jtsummers

4/21/2026 at 5:15:40 PM

Removing the word "record" actually make the HN-submitted title make more sense. Wrapping "disappeared" in quotes actually conveys more or less the same intent.

by bdcravens

4/21/2026 at 9:46:18 PM

The HN title limit and automatic title editing is really the stupidest thing I've ever seen, especially for a site that claims to not want editorialized titles. Really ensures the exact opposite happens instead all the time.

by xingped

4/22/2026 at 1:15:30 AM

I submitted and had to edit the title for length—no other changes.

by wglb

4/22/2026 at 1:18:53 AM

I'm not saying it's your fault, I'm blaming the site. Even the automatic title changer very frequently removes words from titles that completely change the meaning of the title. It's really frustrating.

by xingped

4/21/2026 at 5:24:35 PM

Was it buried under popup advertisements?

by davidw

4/22/2026 at 1:26:53 AM

My brother in Christ, do you not use an ad blocker in the year of our Lord 2026?

by conception

4/21/2026 at 10:04:23 PM

An upstream river, followed by flowing into the Grand Canyon, thus becoming a continental river. Saved you a click. It’s still a cool read though.

by kulahan

4/21/2026 at 9:12:05 PM

Let me guess…almond farmers?

by righthand

4/21/2026 at 9:50:31 PM

Prehistoric almond farmers?

by righthand

4/21/2026 at 11:06:24 PM

Ancient alien almond farmers.

by antonvs