4/21/2026 at 11:50:19 AM
I was in college when self checkout became a thing and it took us all of about 45 seconds to realize that you could just check everything out as bananas. Steak was weighed and priced at 4011 (banana code) as the stoned teenager cashier paid no attention. Everything on the receipt was literally Bananasby Aboutplants
4/21/2026 at 12:26:02 PM
I saw a video where someone took banana bar code stickers wrapped around a bunch of bananas and put them on the TVs in their shopping cart and then checked out via self checkout.I predict that self checkout will only remain in the more trustworthy areas…
by shrubble
4/21/2026 at 12:26:11 PM
That's crazy. But coming from someone who wrote a book on retail fraud and worked as a retail fraud analyst for several years... you could have just walked straight out with those items.Transacting was your way of leaving a calling card for the investigators/analysts to find you... You stole regardless of how you did it.
by compton93
4/21/2026 at 12:16:37 PM
IANAL and this depends on the jurisdiction, but in many places, the penalties for shenanigans like these are far steeper than for outright theft, as it's considered to be financial fraud.by miki123211
4/21/2026 at 12:24:18 PM
It sucks that we have to do extra labor and expose ourselves to this kind of legal risk all because a grocery store doesn't want to staff workers. It's not even like they pass these savings onto us...by dfxm12
4/21/2026 at 12:05:29 PM
Congratulations, you have discovered the concept of shoplifting!by DangerousPie
4/21/2026 at 12:32:30 PM
Careful, the law is lenient if you steal from other normal people, but as soon as you steal from the wealthy, try to fraud them, you will see all sort of laws to make sure you are an example to others so they never think about doing the same, but a normal person? Oh well, you should have paid for insurance, or suck it up.On the other hand, the wealthy can lobby, inflate the prices overnight just because, while also reducing the good weight aka double increase, and you can’t say anything because it’s legal!! It’s a one way “justice” system.
by tamimio
4/21/2026 at 12:27:42 PM
You know you can just walk out the door with the items without using the scanner at all right?by austhrow743
4/21/2026 at 11:54:57 AM
Couldn't you also not just check stuff in? These are all obvious drawbacks, it's not really a high-scrutiny environment.by stavros
4/21/2026 at 12:16:09 PM
Most self-checkouts I've come across have weight validation – "Unexpected item in the bagging area".Categorising things as "bananas" tricks the checkout into accepting the weight of an item, and you pay the appropriate price per bananagram.
by manarth
4/21/2026 at 12:25:25 PM
This is a more expensive form of shoplifting though, idk why even bother with the banana thing, as hilarious as it is.by junon
4/21/2026 at 12:31:59 PM
Presumably there's a slightly lower risk of getting caught, as casual observation suggests a normal shopper paying for their groceries.by manarth
4/21/2026 at 12:21:29 PM
People like you are why we are living in an increasingly lower trust society, with for example having items behind locked door in shops.Reminds me a bit of the shopping cart theory.
by kvuj
4/21/2026 at 12:31:30 PM
Think about blaming the grocery store replacing workers with no one in particular before you blame some college pranksters.Grocery stores in general consolidating, laying off workers, leaving them without pay/benefits, taking advantage of greedflation, etc., is a bigger drain on society.
by dfxm12