4/16/2026 at 3:34:31 PM
When the early adopters start pushing neural implants they'll be ad-free. Not long after your boss insists that everybody needs neural implants for the sake of productivity, they'll be ad-supported but moneyed developers will be able to opt out. The terms of the ad-free service will continue shifting, so nothing is ever really ad-free for long, and ads for better neural implants are promotions not ads right? But y'all are working on neural implants because if you don't, somebody else will, aren't youby boothby
4/16/2026 at 10:48:35 PM
You'll never see a neural interface ad. You'll just have always been a Pepsi drinker. It's right there in all your favorite childhood memories, after all.by pjc50
4/17/2026 at 2:08:45 PM
We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.by Sophira
4/16/2026 at 4:00:43 PM
And this is how it'll look like: https://vimeo.com/166807261by satvikpendem
4/16/2026 at 6:50:45 PM
I love and hate that movie.by kstrauser
4/16/2026 at 7:02:17 PM
There’s a black mirror episode about this.by loloquwowndueo
4/16/2026 at 4:04:47 PM
I think this was the plot of a Black Mirror episode?by ivraatiems
4/16/2026 at 4:16:09 PM
When I started playing Shadowrun in the 90s, I thought neural implants were cool and I wanted to get one. Around the time Google started buying up ad companies, I realized that the hardware in my head would never be mine. But yes, I think Black Mirror has done an excellent job with these topics.by boothby
4/16/2026 at 4:43:51 PM
In the '90s I was ready to jack in. More computers, and getting me closer to them? Awesome.By the 20-teens I was repulsed by the idea and kinda hated computers.
Today if you put a magic button in front of me that'd permanently un-invent the Internet, good odds I'd press it.
by lamasery
4/16/2026 at 7:34:58 PM
This was a throwaway line in the 1995 novel The Diamond Age. The thug knew a guy who had a spinal implant(?) which got hacked and now the guy saw ads across the bottom of his vision for life.by 0cf8612b2e1e
4/16/2026 at 7:02:52 PM
Yep. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_People_(Black_Mirror)by loloquwowndueo
4/17/2026 at 7:51:59 AM
Oh, I love that show! So many brilliant, disruptive ideasby duskdozer
4/16/2026 at 5:49:28 PM
Futurama too (The Eye-Phone, or something).It's the plot of many a dystopian scifi story.
by lelanthran
4/16/2026 at 6:18:11 PM
Correct, but they stylized it as "eyePhone" (from MomCorp, the all powerful, caring conglomerate), and that episode is the origin of the famous "Shut up and take my money!" meme.by nhubbard
4/16/2026 at 6:29:45 PM
Neuralink and OpenAI were started months apart in the same tiny building. Draw your own conclusions.by AyyEye
4/16/2026 at 7:49:48 PM
The real problem here is capitalism. The system needs consumers to spend more and more. A system where nobody profits from you consuming more of something wouldn't have this particular failure modeby nextaccountic
4/16/2026 at 9:37:42 PM
I don't know why you're being downvoted.So, lately I've been trying to decouple AI from Capitalism, and it's starting to explain a lot of things, like:
* excessive hype
* doing layoffs, and scapegoating AI
* pushing AI into everything (Copilot)
* etc.
by disqard
4/16/2026 at 5:13:28 PM
Blink twice to Accept the Terms and Conditions.by ourmandave
4/17/2026 at 10:02:57 AM
Of course.by Bombthecat
4/16/2026 at 3:54:32 PM
Except this hasn't happened with electricity, cars, washing machines, smartphones, smart watches, Bluetooth headphones, ...Not all technology is bad
by mgraczyk
4/16/2026 at 3:58:20 PM
It has absolutely happened with those things.Cars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sceLsLkQf7A
Fridges: https://fortune.com/2025/09/19/samsung-family-hub-refrigerat...
I'm not aware of a smart watch doing first-party ads yet.
by ceejayoz
4/16/2026 at 4:01:18 PM
I didn't list fridges because I've seen ads there, but these seem to have gone away in newer models (people don't like ads)by mgraczyk
4/16/2026 at 4:10:52 PM
My washing machine's app (LG) has ads, recipes, rewards programs, etc.I think the main thing preventing it on the device itself is they haven't thus far needed a large screen to show them on.
by ceejayoz
4/16/2026 at 5:49:25 PM
Recipes? For washing clothes?by lexicality
4/16/2026 at 6:20:15 PM
Yes. LG has a wide line of appliances, so the app has a recipes section.by ceejayoz
4/18/2026 at 5:21:01 PM
When we first got our LG TV (a fairly cheap 43" LCD with mediocre brightness and WebOS) you could get an app to be the remote control. It was a convenient option when the remote fell under the couch.They discontinued it for some elaborate "ThinQ" app which was designed to support a huge universe of different devices, and it was no longer something my parents could use.
I miss when phones had IR blasters; it was fun that I could control my old NAD 7100 reciever, which predated consumer smartphones by a good decade plus.
by hakfoo
4/16/2026 at 4:06:06 PM
The existence of a single crappy car does not mean all cars are crappyby DonsDiscountGas
4/16/2026 at 4:51:24 PM
If only it was just a single crappy car.https://www.mozillafoundation.org/en/privacynotincluded/arti...
by monooso
4/16/2026 at 4:09:03 PM
Sure.But the existence of a single crappy car establishes very definitively that a crappy car can and does exist.
Do you think Samsung's the only company that's gonna play with ads on their smart fridges?
by ceejayoz
4/16/2026 at 4:26:26 PM
It's not a good reason to be skeptical about cars as a technology (and by analogy brain computer interfaces)by mgraczyk
4/16/2026 at 4:31:10 PM
I think it's pretty solid evidence profit-driven orgs will shove ads anywhere they can, regardless of how good that is for users.by ceejayoz
4/16/2026 at 7:08:03 PM
True, but you can't affort the none crappy one eventually. Basically everything in modern society trends towards either cheap, but shitty, or excellent, but insanely expensive.Our problem is that the used to be a huge middle segment, where you'd pay extra, but you got better quality. That middle segment has more or less disappeared, because it requires a fair bit of volume to be sustainable. Initially we, as in society, got lured in by cheaper prices, and reasonable quality, supported by savings in running super markets vs. a butcher, efficiency gains or subsidizes, maybe in the form of an ad here or there. Once we started expecting lower prices, quality started to go down, but restarting the "pay a little more, for better quality" segment isn't easy.
by mrweasel
4/16/2026 at 4:09:53 PM
Electricity I don't know how you could deliver ads through, but if someone could think of a way I bet they would. If everyone knew Morris code I bet they would make the lights flicker in Morris code for a discount.Modern cars with connected infotainment systems are always trying to upsell you
Washing machines I dont know of anything at the moment, but I wouldnt count it out.
Smartphones/watches? Aren't those just ad delivery mechanisms? Not to mention tracking? Its a core foundation of modern ad technology
Headphones are not thank god, I hope it stays that way
by dgrin91
4/16/2026 at 4:20:22 PM
Alright let me put on my evil corpo hat. Wait it was already on.Headphones that inject ads is a great idea but we need to make that a better proposition. Lets say that these headphones have an AI integration which parses all sound and converts it to text, then we can run it through our AI to give helpful comments. We may even wait until no sound is playing to inject them (for now). We can add ads later once it becomes helpful. Imagine you are listening to a podcast / youtube video then you get a helpful voice give additional research and ideas. Like a friendly research agent on your shoulder.
by daheza
4/16/2026 at 6:42:32 PM
Also more subtly, we can detect what music is playing and “slightly modify” the tunes of bands not part of a label owned by a Trusted Partner to sound worse.by mysterydip
4/16/2026 at 7:35:09 PM
> Electricity I don't know how you could deliver ads throughEven if you could, electricity is a utility with laws against disconnecting it in certain circumstances, even for nonpayment, and the internet isn't. So unless someone is going to make the argument that neural implants are utilities, ads injected into them seems like a pretty fair bet unless there is legislation not only making it illegal to do so, but making it illegal to make an implant even capable of receiving or displaying one. At least with that even if they repealed the law you'd be safe if you already had the implant.
by pc86
4/16/2026 at 5:16:45 PM
That's a great Freudian slip.Morse code - dots and dashes for characters via light or telegraph or radio
Morris code - Robert Morris wrote the first internet worm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_worm
by jdeibele
4/16/2026 at 4:12:35 PM
I've never seen an ad delivered through any of these things. On smartphones I mean the phone/OS itselfIt would be very easy to deliver ads via electricity. The utility could require you watch an ad before using more
by mgraczyk
4/16/2026 at 4:13:35 PM
Or via your smart thermostat.https://sense.com/consumer-blog/with-your-permission-utiliti...
(Morse code messages via your flickering lights would be a hilarious app, and I'm somewhat reluctant to mention it here before someone gets VC funding to actually try it.)
by ceejayoz
4/16/2026 at 4:32:09 PM
> It would be very easy to deliver ads via electricity. The utility could require you watch an ad before using more.That does not sound very easy to me. That sounds barely possible.
by recursive
4/16/2026 at 10:09:01 PM
It's trivialLots of poor people have in residence electricity boxes that require prepayment for usage. In the olden days you put a coin in to turn on the power, but nowadays they have apps and digital payment solutions!
They might already have ads in those apps...
by mrguyorama
4/16/2026 at 11:05:53 PM
This is all news to me. It seems like it would be tough to prevent people from just using the power that's going to that box.I guess I'm out of touch, because I've never heard of anything like this. I've had my power turned off for non-payment before, but I had to talk to someone at the utility to get it switched back on.
by recursive
4/16/2026 at 11:34:39 PM
I don't think I've ever actually seen one. I only know about this style of electricity utility because it was a part of a Mr Bean episode once.by mrguyorama
4/16/2026 at 4:49:56 PM
Modern cars gather a truly shocking amount of data about their "users", which is then sold to all and sundry, including those wishing to sell you products.by monooso
4/16/2026 at 6:37:17 PM
My LG dryer was using wifi to advertise an extended warranty for itself.Then it broke, maybe I should have bought the warranty?
I bought a simpler model without wifi this time.
by TYPE_FASTER
4/16/2026 at 6:41:47 PM
What are you talking about, in what way is this supposed to be an argument about ads? It sounds like your dryer brokeby mgraczyk
4/16/2026 at 9:49:12 PM
The "buy the extended warranty" thing is clearly an ad.by ceejayoz