alt.hn

4/13/2026 at 8:13:40 AM

Caffeine, cocaine, and painkillers detected in sharks from The Bahamas

 https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0269749126001880

by LostMyLogin

4/13/2026 at 10:43:42 AM

[delayed]

by nashashmi

4/13/2026 at 10:36:21 AM

I wonder how much of this is just that our tests are getting more sensitive.

by laughing_man

4/13/2026 at 10:38:26 AM

Sharks obtain cocaine by eating people?

by tcper

4/13/2026 at 10:11:25 AM

First it was cocaine bear, and now cocaine shark.

by tskulbru

4/13/2026 at 10:32:19 AM

Well I don't think Cocaine Snail would have been a blockbuster

by raverbashing

4/13/2026 at 9:06:15 AM

this clearly points to an previously unknown seasonal migration from wall st.

by metalman

4/13/2026 at 10:33:53 AM

Seasonal migration from Wall Street to the Bahamas? 'Previously unknown?' A bit déclassé maybe, but...

by throwanem

4/13/2026 at 10:18:29 AM

The Shark of Wall St

by pixelpoet

4/13/2026 at 10:47:33 AM

Clearly there are missing parts, or opportunites, in the two trilogies.

[Cocaine] Shark | Wolf | Bear [of Wall St]

by Gravityloss

4/13/2026 at 10:16:49 AM

#justlikeus

by losthobbies

4/13/2026 at 10:05:02 AM

After the "plastic glove" smoking gun the other day, I wonder if this is another instance of lab contamination making it into the results.

by stavros

4/13/2026 at 10:04:16 AM

Sounds like the sharks know how to party.

by stavros