4/4/2026 at 11:50:33 AM
> The technical fix was embarrassingly simple: stop pushing to main every ten minutes.Wait, you push straight to main?
> We added a rule — batch related changes, avoid rapid-fire pushes. It's in our CLAUDE.md (the governance file that all our AI agents follow):
> Avoid rapid-fire pushes to main — 11 pushes in 2h caused overlapping Kamal deploys with concurrent SQLite access.
Wait, you let _Claude_ push your e-commerce code straight to main which immediately results in a production deploy?
by yokuze
4/4/2026 at 12:03:11 PM
Patient: doctor, my app loses data when I deploy twice during a 10 minute interval!Doctor: simply do not do that
by crabmusket
4/4/2026 at 12:05:38 PM
Doctor: solution is simple, stop letting that stupid clown Pagliacci define how you do your work!Patient: but doctor,
by pavel_lishin