4/1/2026 at 6:46:07 PM
1) Denial "Apple would never give Trump a golden trophy!"2) Anger "We have to consider a post-Cook executive structure now."
3) Bargaining (YOU ARE HERE) "Can you please not copy Tim's appeasement policy?"
4) Depression "Why even use computers, if I can't meaningfully resist tyranny?"
5) Acceptance "Maybe Apple never had principles in the first place."
- Stages of grieving a business, illustrated for effect.
by bigyabai