alt.hn

3/30/2026 at 8:51:18 AM

Stripe is down

 https://status.stripe.com/

by tompccs

3/30/2026 at 9:14:13 AM

> As of 07:55 UTC, we are experiencing issues with the Dashboard, Express Dashboard on all platforms and Mobile surfaces. We’re continuing to investigate and will post further updates. API requests and payment processing are unaffected by this issue.

https://status.stripe.com/

by rethab

3/30/2026 at 11:04:32 AM

Today's Downtime Mystery: Another instance of vibe-coding ? Did the pull request 'came from within the company' ?

by mentalgear

3/30/2026 at 10:20:37 AM

Looks like the dashboard was down. Payments continued to work. And I guess the dashboard is back up now?

by jagged-chisel

3/30/2026 at 12:11:09 PM

Yeah, that's the interesting part.

In big systems, you usually find out what's mission-critical by seeing what still works when something goes sideways.

by annie511266728

3/30/2026 at 10:21:32 AM

It would be nice if they could reduce the dashboards memory consumption while they're at it!

by 01jonny01

3/30/2026 at 9:14:17 AM

Payment links still seem to be working. Just the dashboard?

by A_Duck

3/30/2026 at 9:15:00 AM

Link is to the dashboard? I do not have a stripe account

by ramon156

3/30/2026 at 10:08:11 AM

Sound of an old LP record scratch while the global economy grinds to a halt…

by drob518

3/30/2026 at 10:11:18 AM

/me looks nervously at the Strait of Hormuz.

by voxadam

3/30/2026 at 9:35:31 AM

I think Azure exploded and knocked a bunch of things offline

by AJRF

3/30/2026 at 10:16:26 AM

Stripe is using AWS

by tom1337

3/30/2026 at 10:33:41 AM

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by AJRF

3/30/2026 at 10:38:41 AM

I am aware of those but there are no signs of this being related to an Azure outage nor did I find any signs that there even was an Azure outage.

by tom1337

3/30/2026 at 11:11:44 AM

It makes a lot more sense when you stop thinking of these people as engineers.

by 2OEH8eoCRo0