3/23/2026 at 9:06:20 PM
If the administration decides to end this stupid war just so they can cash out some profitable bets... I don't even know what I would think. The whole thing is so stupid it makes my head hurt.by mikkupikku
3/23/2026 at 9:25:11 PM
I think the main reason is that they were all too incompetent to realize what the effects of the war would be on the global financial system. The bets were probably just a happy opportunity for corruption.> The whole thing is so stupid it makes my head hurt
Look on the bright side, at least the malicious actors aren't able to competently implement their goals.
by delecti
3/23/2026 at 10:33:11 PM
The economic effects impact the rest of the world much more than the US, which may have been somebody's planning point, although on the surface they seem to be too stupid to come up with this idea.The US/North America is petroleum-product-independent-ish. We produce approximately as much hydrocarbons as we use. We also could produce a lot more but tar sands, shale oil, etc. are more expensive to produce and not very profitable at $60/bbl but it's there ready for the taking. When you're talking about how we aren't it's about how certain refineries are tuned for which type of oil and how we import unrefined and export the refined products, etc... but we're not RUNNING OUT of oil or energy.
Many places in the rest of the world aren't like that and will suffer much greater losses while the US is relatively strong. Of course we're all linked, but a power hungry dictator might only really care who's on top in a relative sense even if everybody is dragged down.
by colechristensen
3/23/2026 at 9:37:48 PM
When do we cross the barrier from incompetent to nefarious?by huijzer
3/23/2026 at 9:41:21 PM
They're orthogonal, so there's no barrier. They're all nefarious, and most are also incompetent.by delecti
3/23/2026 at 10:00:20 PM
Getting yourself installed as president while knowing you are incompetent (I mean, look at all those bankrupt businesses, he should know) is nefarious in itself. His entourage is nefarious for supporting the incompetency for their own gain.by ragebol
3/23/2026 at 11:03:41 PM
If people are giving you money, are you truly incompetent?I think we're using different scales to measure competency.
by jerlam
3/24/2026 at 1:08:35 AM
If you're incompetent maybe you don't know you're incompetent? I think probably a lot of people told him, but he's also very stubborn, so. He's been rocking that god fucking awful spray tan for decades now.I mean, Christ, we have good spray tans, I know we do.
by array_key_first
3/24/2026 at 1:12:51 AM
[dead]by cindyllm
3/23/2026 at 9:55:50 PM
And they are not nefarious and competent while pretending to be incompetent?by huijzer
3/23/2026 at 10:00:34 PM
The Nazis were hilariously incompetent, but it didn't make them any less dangerous.by XorNot
3/23/2026 at 9:41:01 PM
It's not an either-or question; they're very transparently both nefarious and incompetent.by idle_zealot
3/24/2026 at 12:14:50 AM
So what does that say about their opposition who lost all three branches of government to them?by edgyquant
3/24/2026 at 2:39:12 AM
Populist evil polls better than technocratic evil.by idle_zealot
3/24/2026 at 2:25:43 AM
Not nefarious enough?by Tarsul
3/24/2026 at 6:21:01 AM
it says that playing by the rules means losing work when the other party doesn't.by saulapremium
3/24/2026 at 2:41:43 AM
this is cyclical in america by design. see 2016 then 2018 than 2020 etc…by bdangubic
3/23/2026 at 10:21:23 PM
Probably January 6th 2021by munk-a
3/24/2026 at 12:14:43 AM
You think polymarket is where this game is being played? For a couple hundred thousand dollars?Since when do profoundly stupid people use this site?
by gos9
3/24/2026 at 10:07:14 AM
> Since when do profoundly stupid people use this site?Profoundly stupid people are the target demographics.
by thrance
3/24/2026 at 7:58:09 AM
You live in a fantasy world if you believe the Trumps leave a penny on the table.They are burning your country to the ground while enriching themselves.
by Gud
3/24/2026 at 5:12:19 AM
Rich folk would have a man gutted like a pig for a crisp $5 bill.They would absolutely (have their secretary) commit legal inside trader for a few hundred thousand on every occasion they could.
by Tadpole9181
3/24/2026 at 1:38:16 AM
[dead]by ratrace
3/23/2026 at 10:38:24 PM
Isn't the problem that they can't end the war unilaterally? The Iranian regime is justifiably pissed off and is still flinging drones and rockets towards any viable target, and any ceasefire will be with acceptance of their terms. The Trump/Netanyahu collection of dumb ego won't be able to accept being dictated terms.So like in Game of Thrones, we hope a Jamie Lannister shows up...
by netsharc
3/23/2026 at 10:55:56 PM
This was my thought as well. Trump today claims he had long discussions with Iranian leadership over the weekend and Iran claims such a thing never happened.Not only is Iran justifiably angry at its attackers, they have no reason to trust a ceasefire would be respected, and, furthermore, despite damage taken, stand to gain quite a lot if the war progresses as it has. Currently Iran is exporting more oil than ever before[0]. If the war continues as is they stand to emerge a much, much more dominant power on the world stage. Essentially being to BRICS what the GCC countries have been to the US (although much better defended).
Even the threats against their energy infrastructure can't really be backed up effectively. Iran has intentionally built its energy infrastructure to be highly distributed. Meanwhile Israel's infrastructure is highly centralized, with a small number of power plants providing massive proportions of the nations infrastructure. All this meaning that Iran can retaliate much more effectively the they can be harmed.
0. https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/irans-control-of-hormu...
by roadside_picnic
3/23/2026 at 11:28:47 PM
The last few times Iran participated in talks and agreed on a ceasefire it worked against them.by srean
3/23/2026 at 11:55:19 PM
Israel also bombed their negotiators last year.by Hikikomori
3/24/2026 at 10:08:41 AM
In the enlightened POTUS' own words (yes, he wrote in all caps):> I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WHICH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/1162782323629...
by thrance
3/23/2026 at 10:07:57 PM
The bet amounts are small relative to the political scandal that would follow top administration officials who have decision making power.If there is insider trading it's most likely low-level staffers or friends of officials who speak too freely.
If a high ranking official wanted to make a lot of money on these moves in an untraceable way, there are numerous financial market opportunities. The amount they could make on betting markets is peanuts and too easily tracked.
by Aurornis
3/23/2026 at 10:11:58 PM
What scandal? They're openly corrupt and no consequences have followed so far.by fabian2k
3/23/2026 at 10:28:16 PM
Noem was removed from her position recently due to scandal. Weeks ago.by Aurornis
3/23/2026 at 10:33:54 PM
Noem was removed because she fell out of favour with Trump.by bigfatkitten
3/23/2026 at 10:36:06 PM
Yes, due to the $220 million advertising spend scandal and her claims about it.by Aurornis
3/23/2026 at 10:56:11 PM
Because she blamed it on Trump. Had she not blamed Trump, he would have likely protected her.by decafninja
3/23/2026 at 10:57:54 PM
She should have been tied to a wooden post and shipped out of DC on an uncovered railcar for labelling a peaceful protester assassinated by ICE a "domestic terrorist".Her scandal was not being subtle enough with the theft of government funds for Trump's taste, and he found a way to get rid of her that he could claim he had no part in.
by unethical_ban
3/24/2026 at 1:40:57 AM
I dont see the us empire recovering. This is in the starting / middle of a collapse. If any additional crises pop up inconjunction to this we are going to fall like the bronze age collapseby whattheheckheck
3/23/2026 at 10:21:24 PM
We've been through this already, someone placed a $30k bet (payout around $400k) that Maduro will leave office by the end of January hours before the US raid took place.Have you noticed any meaningful scandals back then?
by input_sh
3/24/2026 at 3:04:17 AM
You are correct, and apparently they did. Probably no one will face any consequences unfortunately:https://www.9news.com.au/world/donald-trump-iran-updates-oil...
Discussion on Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1s1x5jq/minutes_b...
by nico
3/23/2026 at 9:55:43 PM
That would be darkly hilarious, but I think it could also be the opposite way around: That there is a ceasefire shaping up, and some of Trump's staffers couldn't hold it anymore and placed bets using their knowledge - therefore accidentally "leaking" the plans.At least I'm having my hopes up for this.
by xg15
3/23/2026 at 10:06:54 PM
Or further, the bets themselves could be an attempt at market manipulation.by lithocarpus
3/23/2026 at 9:58:09 PM
The article isn’t implying that Trump is going to seek a ceasefire because of some puny bets on Polymarket, it’s implying that someone (or multiple people) close to Trump heard he was considering a ceasefire and placed a bet before Trump posted about it and the odds went up. Or they at least knew that him posting about it would affect the ours enough to make money, whether he plans to negotiate a ceasefire for real.by parsimo2010
3/23/2026 at 10:29:33 PM
Are you really going to suggest trump cares about an $820k bet? He doesn't even care to collect his presidential salary.I'm sure he exaggerates his wealth, but we know he's at least a billionaire.
by coevcan
3/23/2026 at 10:34:19 PM
He milks the government through other means such as crypto, llc’s, and overseas bribes “I mean deals”.by KumaBear
3/23/2026 at 11:57:38 PM
He's made billions in just crypto schemes. Then the bribes to pardon people. It just gles on and on. He never provided evidence that he didn't accept the salary, just said he donated it to federal agencies, which you cannot even do.by Hikikomori
3/24/2026 at 4:30:09 AM
Sure you can:https://www.pay.gov/public/search/global?formSearchCategory=...
Note that in addition to specific programs that accept donations, this list includes "Gifts to the U.S. Government" with no strings attached and "Gifts to Reduce the Public Debt".
by jasomill
3/23/2026 at 9:42:19 PM
It's not really up to the US and Israel when this war of choice ends anymore. It's up to Iran. And Iran, justifiably, is going to demand their pound of flesh. That could require some combination of ending the (criminal) sanctions, de-militarizing the Gulf and reining in Israel.The problem is all of these things are politically untenable. This is the only reason why I think this war could continue long term because Trump simply cannot back down.
I think the recession from this could actually get so bad that there's now a nonzero (but still small) chance Trump gets removed from office, either by impeachment or by being 25A'ed.
It is hard to adequately state what a geopolitical disaster this was and it is I think quite easily the biggest mistake by an administration in the entire history of the US. I'm not exaggerating.
by jmyeet
3/23/2026 at 10:04:14 PM
Still nowhere near as bad as the Vietnam war. Arguably not even as big a mistake as the CIA coup against Mossadegh, which is the poisoned tree from which the present situation grows.I wonder how the coup in Cuba will turn out. That has to happen before the midterms, and he's unlikely to wait for Iran to resolve.
by pjc50
3/23/2026 at 10:19:38 PM
I think is a worse disaster than Vietnam. Why? Because the Vietnam War was localized. It was devastating to the people who got drafted and obviously devastating to the Vietnamese as well as the Cambodians that Nixon and Kissinger decidedly to relentless bomb for literally no reason. There was internal dissent but that was, saldy, quashed quite successfully.The US simply doesn't have the military capability to invade Iran. It's surrounded by mountains so there's no land staging area like we had for Iraq in 1991. Am ambphibious landing would have to be on the scale of D-Day. Personnel-wise, the military is a lot smaller than it was in 1991 too.
This is why I laugh when people panic "they're going to invade" when 5000 Marines and 2-3 amphibious landing ships are moved to the Gulf. Those are so incredibly irrelevant and wholly insufficient for any kind of ground invasion that the worse they can do is be the Bay of Pigs 2.0.
The Iranian national project has been to resist American imperialism for the past almost 50 years. The military is distributed. Lots of it is under mountains or otherwise reinforced from air bombardment and missiles. Drones are incredibly cheap to produce and there's no viable path to stop the production and launch of ballistic missiles and drones.
That's how bad a decision this is. There is no viable military path to "victory" (whatever that means here). There is no way to invade, no way to hold the country militarily and no way to manufacture regime change.
Other countries in the region are way more vulnerable to loss of infrastructure (eg desalination plants). Iran has desalination plants too but it also gets a lot of drinking water from snowmelt. Many Americans are surprised by that. Iran has ski resorts. That's how mountainous it is.
Israel has been begging the US to topple Iran for 40+ years and every president has refused. Because it's completely unviable. Until this one.
There are really three wars being fought here and the objectives are different in every case. Israel wants to turn Iran into Somalia, which is to say a fail-state. The US wanted regime change. Iran simply wants to survive. And it will.
So this is why you see Israel escalate to drag the US into a war it doesn't really want. And if Israel succeeds and somehow the regime does topple it will create a massive refugee crisis that will likely topple the governments of most of Iran's neighbours. Israel is completely fine with that. The US isn't.
Every country in the Gulf had essentially been converted into a US client state other than Iran. We went so far as to put a former al-Qaeda lieutennant in charge of Syria. A likely consequence of this move is US influence in the region is going to massively decrease because the myth of the American security guarantee has been broken.
While the war is still poular with Trump's base we'll see how long that lasts when gas hits $8/gallon and food inflation hits 20%.
by jmyeet
3/23/2026 at 11:32:43 PM
The Arab allies are going to be plenty pissed if US leaves without degrading Iran. They were doing fine before the US intervened, now they are worse of than they were before.Head hurts to think how this will play out.
by srean
3/24/2026 at 10:31:56 AM
The Arab allies (aka client states) thought they had a lot more influence over America than they really do; it just happened that a lot of their asks aligned with Israel's asks. When push comes to shove and America has to choose between satisfying Israeli interests or the Arab states, not both at the same time, they're going to become disappointed. Both want Iran dealt with, but I think the tension will reach a breaking point over what the final result is meant to be. Israel would love for Iran to be a failed state like Somalia, as mentioned above, with a power vacuum they can fill and huge amounts of refugees streaming out and destabilizing their neighbors. The Arab states obviously don't want that, they want Iran stabilized with a compliant predictable government. There is approximately a zero percent chance of that happening, so they're going to be sorely disappointed.by mikkupikku
3/23/2026 at 10:04:35 PM
I mean, Vietnam?by polar8
3/23/2026 at 10:03:42 PM
[flagged]by maxdo
3/23/2026 at 10:28:28 PM
> promised not to build advanced recordsLike Dark Side of the Moon or Ok Computer?
(/s idk what "advanced records" was actually meant to be)
by triceratops
3/23/2026 at 10:22:02 PM
I never got how sanctions, which clearly only affect civilians in any real way, and in extremely life and death ways in that, are not considered "criminal" in a broad, moral sense. Does not Iran, which has been sanctioned for forever, demonstrate this particularly clearly?Why would it be in any state's interest to get to a situation where you would have mass revolt? Don't you think they'd want to prevent that if they could? No matter how evil they are?
by beepbooptheory
3/23/2026 at 10:13:13 PM
[dead]by wetpaws
3/23/2026 at 10:24:27 PM
[flagged]by varispeed
3/23/2026 at 10:07:07 PM
The amount of money to be made on these markets is in the tens of millions at best. This administration doesn’t care about that. I understand why you feel that way, the numbers are just too inconsequential to even move the needle.Bit players with knowledge that have been perennially underpaid by the us govt. however, mortgage-saving money. I don’t blame them. Do you?
“I’m aware of a big decision and I can make 23k off of it, probably.” Do it up, congress has been living off insider trading for a century, let the little guy get theirs.
Until gambling commercials are banned in the same way cigarette commercials were banned, we’re all just yelling at the wind.
by irishcoffee
3/23/2026 at 10:09:49 PM
This is just one market. The other bets are all across the stock market.by koolala
3/23/2026 at 10:27:28 PM
Or in paying a part of the tariff bill for companies in exchange to an entitlement to the full refund if the tariffs were ruled unconstitutional.by munk-a
3/23/2026 at 10:21:11 PM
The order of magnitude of “money to be made” is the same.by irishcoffee
3/23/2026 at 11:15:21 PM
polymarket and kalshi are used as inputs to the rest of the market.placing bets on polymarket is a cheap way to influence the whole market
by 8note