alt.hn

3/20/2026 at 12:17:16 AM

The Cult of Costco

 https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2025/12/costco-is-an-american-achievement/685411/

by ViktorRay

3/20/2026 at 10:48:49 AM

Costco related, but not about the topic:

Was recently verbally assaulted at a Costco Fuel station. Had some of it recorded by dash cam, but the other bit of assault was only near a bowser. Anyways shaken up I contacted Costco about it by email, and within 2 days they were able to get a/v evidence of the entire thing, very likely banning the member that abused me, and encouraging me to take it to the cops and press charges, and they would back me up and be on my side. I think had it been any other petrol station, they wouldn't give a shit.

by commandersaki

3/20/2026 at 1:38:45 AM

Sometimes you need 1 item, like a chicken for dinner or ribs to grill. Pro tip, don’t take a cart. Go in, get your two/three things and walk out for under $40.

Take a cart, always over $100.

by AstroJetson

3/20/2026 at 2:05:54 AM

People give me weird looks when I grab a recycled box as soon as I walk in and proceed to carry it around the store. But I consistently only need about four items (or rather, there's a ton of other stuff I sometimes get there, but there are only four items that I need urgently--coffee bring one of them).

I could use a cart, but having a cart makes navigating around the warehouse 10x slower. If I'm just carrying stuff under my arm or in box, I can walk quickly, I can walk around people, and I can get the the self-checkout aisle and GTFO of the store without taking an hour...

by AdmiralAsshat

3/20/2026 at 4:18:48 AM

My wife and I always go in with a list of exactly what we need and stick to it. If you give into the impulse buys it kills any savings you would get from shopping there.

by scuff3d

3/20/2026 at 4:31:05 AM

is savings what you are optimizing for, or... prosperity? :)

by m463

3/20/2026 at 5:47:45 AM

There's a famous story about the old Costco CEO saying he would kill the person who raised the price of the hot dog combo. But years before that when Costco was entering talks to enter China..someone wanted a $30,000 bribe and it pissed Jim Sinegal off so much he didn't enter the Chinese market for decades..

by richarlidad

3/20/2026 at 1:26:13 AM

Costco can't be beat on high-end tires, as I was reminded last week. And the new mint sundae is pretty delish but enough for 3–4 to share.

by treetalker

3/20/2026 at 1:00:11 AM

Every time I'm at Costco (like earlier this evening) I think of this. It's just so beautifully done.

by msephton

3/20/2026 at 1:47:50 AM

Costco's genius is in building and maintaining trust with their members.

In the age of private equity takeovers and the MBA-enshitification of pretty much every product and service, Costco appears to be the only retailer that will stand on the side of their members against those forces.

They are playing the long game--which will pay off incredibly well for them as fewer and fewer companies care about customer satisfaction and quality.

by bequanna

3/20/2026 at 1:40:53 AM

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by openenough