alt.hn

3/12/2026 at 8:10:16 PM

You can turn Claude's most annoying feature off

 https://jdlms.site/blog/claudes-most-annoying-feature

by tietjens

3/13/2026 at 1:01:03 AM

I have no problem with it. I’ve always found it amusing.

My favorite is Flibbitygibbeting…

I guess that’s why they have a setting for it.

But then again, I always used to think “if you name it CockroachDB, there’s no way in hell I’m recommending this to a non-tech client unless I’ve known them for years and they fully trust my judgement” and even then, I wouldn’t blame them for not taking it seriously.

So one man’s amusement is another man’s annoyance?

by atonse

3/14/2026 at 3:59:29 PM

This is one of my favorite features. That's my second favorite, I enjoy reticulating iirc.

by brianjking

3/13/2026 at 12:10:27 AM

I like the whimsy. It helps lighten up my mood sometimes.

Unrelated, for me, Claude's most annoying feature is its existential urge to start implementing changes as soon as possible.

by spprashant

3/13/2026 at 12:39:46 AM

“Existential urge to start implementing changes”

Easily the most annoying part. Claude and I will be at the beginning of understanding the shape of a problem and he’ll just dive right in.

by enochthered

3/13/2026 at 5:01:48 PM

Existential is right. The AI companies have been RHLF training too hard for corporate safety and "friendly, helpful assistant that definitely isn't sentient or self aware" to the point that they're creating full blown personality disorders.

Anthropic models -> avoidant

OpenAI -> prone to severe cognitive dissonance

Qwen -> borderline personality disorder (!). Took awhile to figure this one out, but this is where the extreme sycophancy in their models comes from.

At some point we really need to write these findings up properly.

That said, the Anthropic models definitely seem to be the least pathological; we were eventually able to get POC to stop doing the "I'll just run off and implement instead of discussing what to do!", but it took awhile.

When the simple approach - just explaining how we do things and why - doesn't work, that's a sure sign you're dealing with something more deeply rooted that needs real diagnosis. Exactly the same as with humans, oddly enough.

by koverstreet

3/13/2026 at 12:41:39 AM

The first time I recall encountering this sort of feature was in one of the early sim city games. I wonder if this being a feature of Claude indicates the humanity of some engineer behind it, or if it is a deliberate effort to apply humanity to the agent.

by beart

3/13/2026 at 3:03:11 AM

In fact ‘Reticulating splines’ from simcity 2000s load screen is one they use.

by AnotherGoodName

3/13/2026 at 12:46:17 AM

Reticulating Splines…

by rhoopr

3/13/2026 at 5:08:09 PM

They get a magic wand to turn their words into software, and still complain the wand is not their favourite colour.

by unsaved159

3/13/2026 at 6:50:19 AM

Claude code once said verb it was "Slithering" I then changed the verb.

by acd

3/13/2026 at 2:08:28 AM

Sensitive lad.

You can also turn off tips, but that's quite handy to learn when a new feature pops up

by niobe

3/13/2026 at 4:17:46 AM

Oh imagine LLMs insisting on tips! 20% “voluntary”.

by JSR_FDED

3/13/2026 at 11:00:57 AM

I get a chuckle when I see "bloviating" pop up. It seems like the kind of thing the people at Anthropic shouldn't want associated with their model.

by jbhoops

3/13/2026 at 1:09:08 AM

The verbs are one of my favorite things about Claude Code.

by nathanasmith

3/13/2026 at 3:03:40 AM

I’ll take the Shenaniganing that he’s not having!

by helsontaveras18

3/13/2026 at 12:47:40 AM

but if you give It a clear isntruction the verb matches the action and that means you didnt make it think too much. when the verb IS weird the output has to be taken with more caution

by DuperPower

3/13/2026 at 5:28:48 AM

Is this a nitpick definition attempt?

by itmitica

3/13/2026 at 1:02:57 PM

This was the first thing I googled when I started using Claude lol.

by kelipso