3/5/2026 at 7:23:44 PM
Did they say "thank you" and "please"?by akie
3/5/2026 at 7:38:38 PM
Most importantly, did they wear ties?by zerr
3/5/2026 at 9:41:47 PM
To be fair, probably yes.And they likely used hair style that requires absurd amount of maintennance. If there were women in the group, they likely used expenasive and painful body modifications on top of that. Republicans have own style, they are big on looks, after all.
by watwut
3/5/2026 at 8:09:43 PM
Did they have the cards?by strangattractor
3/5/2026 at 7:40:44 PM
They didn't when announcing to the world they had started the war. Unbuttoned shirt, no tie, baseball cap, from mar-a-lago...by verdverm
3/5/2026 at 8:21:52 PM
Jon Stewart took exception: "This is how we're doing this? 2 am? Mar-a-lago basement? no lighting? You don't even have one of those influencer halo things? You just go down in the basement? and this is what we're wearing? Blazer, no tie, shirt unbuttoned? Looking more like the father of the bride settling up with the caterer? ... and not to nitpick, but baseball hat? ... " and it goes on.by skeeter2020
3/5/2026 at 8:30:37 PM
JS was how I first learned about the conditions of the announcementFor being satire, it's such a good source for perspective on the headlines
by verdverm