alt.hn

2/22/2026 at 7:49:26 PM

The Geometry of Tostitos Scoops

 https://chip-tech-rob.zocomputer.io/

by kousun12

2/22/2026 at 7:49:27 PM

An overengineered interactive notebook exploring the differential geometry, materials science, fluid dynamics, and manufacturing topology of the Tostitos Scoops™ tortilla chip — arguably the most structurally sophisticated snack food ever mass-produced.

Made on my Zo Computer

by kousun12

2/23/2026 at 12:09:19 AM

This honestly looks like it was created by someone that’s never seen, let alone held a Tostitos Scoop in their life. The models don’t resemble the average Scoop at all.

by sithadmin

2/23/2026 at 1:09:51 AM

Things are heating up in the Tostitos Scoop fandom

by Neywiny

2/23/2026 at 1:55:28 AM

I think it’s AI-generated. Still made me smile.

by simonster

2/23/2026 at 1:29:16 AM

This is hilarious.

Side note, I find it interesting Fritos scoops have a lower breakability score. That's literally the only metric I personally care about.

by kulahan

2/23/2026 at 4:31:45 PM

Really? Tostitos were the bane of my existence when they broke off in my mom’s chili all the time

by xerox13ster

2/23/2026 at 8:17:45 AM

The prose looks AI generated. Is the math AI as well?

by midtake

2/23/2026 at 6:11:35 AM

this is incredible! i'm loving it. great work

by alan_sass