alt.hn

2/12/2026 at 7:03:27 PM

A party balloon shut down El Paso International Airport; estimated cost –$573k

 https://log.jasongodfrey.info/questions/The-Most-Expensive-Party-Balloon-in-History

by heifer

2/12/2026 at 7:30:01 PM

More alarmingly, the laser weapon was deployed before the FAA actually shut down the airspace:

https://apnews.com/article/faa-el-paso-texas-air-space-close...

I'd say these trigger-happy clowns chasing tough-guy optics are going to get innocent people killed, but then they already have -- multiple times.

by Jordan-117

2/13/2026 at 4:56:27 AM

Reading between the lines, it seems like the FAA shutdown the airspace to make public the fact that the DoD wasn't cooperating with the FAA.

by venusenvy47

2/12/2026 at 7:34:18 PM

Yeah, a bit late for that. But this would likely kill more at once than they've had before, so would land a new record.

by mlinhares

2/12/2026 at 8:00:46 PM

Even more alarmingly, a US cabinet secretary came out with a public statement about the incident that was a complete fabrication (labelling it a "cartel drone incursion"), has issued no retraction, and no one seems to care.

(Less alarmingly but more personal: my personal prediction to this effect, expressing distrust about statements like this in real time, got flagged right here on HN because apparently our leaders lying to our faces about news relevant to our community is "politics" and unseemly to discuss.)

by ajross

2/13/2026 at 1:29:07 PM

You didn't expect Kegsbreath to actually tell the truth?

by gmerc

2/13/2026 at 3:30:58 PM

The problem with that attitude is it normalizes it, which is extra scary for military

by sokka_h2otribe

2/13/2026 at 2:40:25 PM

Is he even capable of telling the truth?

by splatter9859

2/12/2026 at 9:21:48 PM

[flagged]

by kelipso

2/12/2026 at 7:39:38 PM

Have you not seen the cowboy hat that she wears tho?

by outside1234

2/12/2026 at 7:41:44 PM

[flagged]

by wahnfrieden

2/12/2026 at 8:12:39 PM

> "The Party said that Oceania had never been in alliance with Eurasia. He, Winston Smith, knew that Oceania had been in alliance with Eurasia as short a time as four years ago. But where did that knowledge exist? Only in his own consciousness, which in any case must soon be annihilated. And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed -if all records told the same tale -- then the lie passed into history and became truth. 'Who controls the past,' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.' And yet the past, though of its nature alterable, never had been altered. Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quite simple. All that was needed was an unending series of victories over your own memory."

by foxyv

2/12/2026 at 7:49:07 PM

Was the party balloon made in China?

by selimthegrim

2/13/2026 at 2:27:58 PM

Is there any party baloon made in the USA ?

by hulitu

2/12/2026 at 7:49:21 PM

who did the news cite? the liar admin?

by bakies

2/12/2026 at 9:15:50 PM

[dead]

by NedF

2/12/2026 at 7:37:30 PM

[flagged]

by throwaway5752

2/12/2026 at 8:02:18 PM

You probably should forget that, because it isn’t true. There’s no credible link between FAA staffing cuts and the DCA midair.

That was a long-standing set of bad routes that was going to kill someone eventually.

by rogerrogerr

2/13/2026 at 3:36:00 PM

It was a system in a critical state and the freeze and well telegraphed upcoming layoffs led to a controller covering two roles and work done by supporting staff. This pushed the system over the edge.

Then they tried to baselessly blame DEI, then they tried to shift blame to the controller.

The collision was January 29. On Jan 20, a hiring freeze was hastily rolled out including the FAA. They were in the process of laying off staff, which was finalized in February with 400 probationary staff. These were largely rolled back that year after the impact to the civil aviation system, including substantially contributing to the deaths of these 67 people. The NIST report was produced under pressure. I stand by what I wrote. They threw an overloaded system into chaos with little care for the consequences and this was one of the results.

DOGE was working hand in hand with then new administration the entire time.

by throwaway5752

2/13/2026 at 4:46:13 PM

I’m a pilot. The controller handed off separation to the helicopter the moment they called traffic in sight. You could have had a dozen controllers in the tower and this still would have happened.

You list some facts, but they are not connected to the incident in a causal way.

by rogerrogerr

2/13/2026 at 8:16:01 PM

Private or commercial pilot ?

by ExpertAdvisor01

2/13/2026 at 8:16:31 PM

"causal way" is the key part.

I did list facts. And I agree with your causal analysis. I simply disagree with your interpretation of the degree to which the contributing factors we responsible. This is not my words as someone on the internet, this is the NTSB report's contributing factors.

If a shipping company immediately changed policy to force drivers to work 18 hours a day and 7 days a week, then it would be a pretty poor analysis to chalk all the resulting accidents up to driver error. Driver error would be the actual cause, the negligent policy change would be a proximate cause.

I respect your expertise in the area as a pilot but I will stand by what I have said. And I respectfully have said all I have to say on the matter.

by throwaway5752

2/13/2026 at 4:07:20 PM

You are delusional

by ExpertAdvisor01

2/12/2026 at 7:46:03 PM

Have you even read the investigation?

by ExpertAdvisor01

2/12/2026 at 7:52:29 PM

Remember, this is the same side that espoused "meritocracy" as their number one virtue. Instead, we got a cabinet full of loyalists and fascists that decided doing joint missions between the DoD and Border Patrol was a good idea.

Firing lasers at party balloons in American cities, everyone else be damned. OPSEC is clear.

by hypeatei

2/13/2026 at 12:51:43 AM

To be fair, the current version of the party is nothing like the version of the party from even a decade ago.

Whats disturbing is how so many people on that side have completely abandoned everything they ever said about their principles and values.

by hshdhdhj4444

2/12/2026 at 7:33:32 PM

The rate of return on this is phenomenal.

A 53" balloon costs $9.99. You could shut down all large and medium hubs in the US for $629.37/day. The asymmetry is astounding and I'm surprised we don't defend against this kind of attack more efficiently.

by kelseyfrog

2/12/2026 at 7:50:12 PM

Doesn't usually work. There are over a thousand incursions by unmanned aircraft systems along the U.S.-Mexico border each month, per the NORAD commander: https://www.war.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/370778... . They pretty much never result in shutting down air space or launching missiles.

Responding to a single party balloon with a giant laser, thus causing a saner government official to close the airspace because some moron is firing giant lasers into the air, is unusual. Probably not a usable asymmetric attack vector.

by CobrastanJorji

2/12/2026 at 7:53:42 PM

wow maybe we should stop giving the law enforcement orgs weapons of war

by bakies

2/12/2026 at 9:16:04 PM

All cops should have a nuke.

by kelseyfrog

2/13/2026 at 3:12:31 PM

This sounds like the start of a really good beat poem...

by rglover

2/12/2026 at 8:18:25 PM

'saner govt official because moron firing giant lasers into the air' - lasers just go everywhere at once and hit everything in the air, into the stratosphere? it's a big sky and gets bigger the higher you go.

by gunapologist99

2/12/2026 at 8:47:59 PM

lol, this is a great imply-but-don't-make-a-point from an account called gunapologist99.

Is the implication here that someone firing laser weapons at things flying near the airport has no realistic danger for planes flying near the airport and therefore this was an overreaction?

by collingreen

2/13/2026 at 1:58:34 PM

Yes, because the danger didn’t merit a panicked 10 day ground stop with no info and a shoot down warning, but a NOTAM about the risk and routing.

by alex43578

2/13/2026 at 10:19:41 AM

were they really firing it randomly into empty air? they sound even less competent than I thought.

by exe34

2/12/2026 at 7:49:05 PM

I'm equally surprised we don't fend off these rampant goblin threats too!

More pragmatically, such a system would cost multiple millions, and would take years to actually stabilize in a manner that would recover the fictitious costs to shutting down the airports with gaps. (i.e. I'm surprised you so easily bought into the 500k figure)

All because a bunch of idiots lost track of their one balloon, once? The asymmetry is banal. There are cheaper ways that require less planning than that.

by grayhatter

2/12/2026 at 7:57:50 PM

I avoided the 500k figure and instead just mentioned airport shutdowns.

I'm surprised you saw it in my comment. It's reminiscent of an airport seeing a would be drone.

by kelseyfrog

2/12/2026 at 10:12:35 PM

Such a system is as easy as a set of binoculars and an airsoft gun

by asdff

2/13/2026 at 2:14:36 AM

On the plus side, this method of disabling the target is cheaper and more environmentally friendly than using a guided missile. Any object can just be locked on to and effortlessly zapped out of the sky - that’s impressive.

by The_President

2/12/2026 at 10:09:01 PM

If it became a real issue you'd hire someone for $25/hr to patrol with an airsoft gun

by asdff

2/12/2026 at 7:49:52 PM

I think the general assumption is that the US government is competent enough to know the difference between a party balloon and a real threat, but apparently it is not. At least not under the current admin.

by Forgeties79

2/13/2026 at 2:51:29 AM

[flagged]

by renato_shira

2/12/2026 at 11:13:57 PM

"99 red balloons" starts playing in the background.

by fph

2/13/2026 at 7:47:38 AM

"99 red balloons" sounds almost quaint and innocent, even ironically a bit darkly refreshing, with its portrayal of the relatively clear threat of cold war nuclear annihilation.

Compare it to the constant flux of threats we now face, all given similar coverage today, large or small, sometimes plausibly real, but often ultimately fictional: brought on for distraction, by deception, incompetence, poor communication, ego, and/or other unethical agenda.

by OldSchool

2/13/2026 at 5:13:38 AM

99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet

To worry, worry, super scurry

Call out the troops now in a hurry

This is what we've waited for

This is it, boys, this is war

The President is on the line as 99 red balloons go by

by mproud

2/13/2026 at 3:07:01 AM

Ninety-nine dreams I have had

In every one, a red balloon

It's all over and I'm standin' pretty

In this dust that was a city

If I could find a souvenir

Just to prove the world was here

And here is a red balloon

I think of you, and let it go

by banku_brougham

2/12/2026 at 7:20:52 PM

> Who among us hasn’t, at some point, mistaken a party balloon for a cartel drone? Let him cast the first stone.

by throwaway0q5347

2/12/2026 at 7:24:07 PM

Firstly, how is the world's most powerful military afraid of "cartel drones"? Don't they already have some sci-fi laser/EW gizmos to take care of those considering how much taxpayer dollars go to the defense sector?

Secondly, contrary to popular belief, cartel leaders are smart enough to know not to directly mess with and attract the wrath of the US military when that's not good for their core business.

by joe_mamba

2/12/2026 at 7:29:29 PM

Reading between the lines, it sounds like the FAA maybe did not trust CBP to "test" operate the high powered laser near civilian aviation, in part given that they mistakenly identified a balloon for a cartel drone.

by milesskorpen

2/12/2026 at 7:52:58 PM

FAA sounds kinda woke to me, idk.

by nixosbestos

2/12/2026 at 8:33:59 PM

Well generally speaking you don't want air traffic controllers falling asleep at the job.

by bigbuppo

2/12/2026 at 10:13:31 PM

Sounds a little ableist to me

by asdff

2/12/2026 at 10:00:16 PM

How dare you speak for the rest of us.

by marky1991

2/12/2026 at 8:05:48 PM

Don't they already have some sci-fi laser/EW gizmos to take care of those

Isn't that the problem? Someone (but apparently DHS, not the military though there were military staff present, maybe?) had one of those sci-fi laser gizmos and used it without authorization or proper notifications.

I don't think we'll ever learn the real details about exactly what happened, the audit trail (if there was one) is probably in shredder baskets by now

by Johnny555

2/12/2026 at 7:46:32 PM

Customs and Border Patrol is not the military. They weren't "afraid" of it, their job is to control the border. They do have laser gizmos, that's what they used.

by kube-system

2/12/2026 at 7:51:26 PM

>their job is to control the border

Thank god they’re here defending us from rogue party balloons. Where would we be without their vigilance?

by Forgeties79

2/12/2026 at 7:57:29 PM

I think it's clear they were mistaken, I don't really think the sarcasm is adding to the conversation.

by kube-system

2/12/2026 at 8:03:46 PM

The problem isn’t the mistake, it’s the recklessness.

by dcrazy

2/12/2026 at 8:42:10 PM

I never said otherwise.

by kube-system

2/13/2026 at 10:22:54 AM

so why are you defending instead of condemning them?

by exe34

2/13/2026 at 3:29:42 PM

I'm not defending anything? Replying to someone doesn't mean I hold an opposite viewpoint. You don't have any clue what my opinion is because I haven't posted it.

by kube-system

2/13/2026 at 6:59:41 PM

Yes, you can get a lot more mileage out of hinting and indignation than taking a public position.

by exe34

2/13/2026 at 7:44:58 PM

I think the real question here is why after this many comments you still haven’t taken a position other than generally arguing with other people. When people do that, especially online, it generally means they are being deliberately opaque with their opinions. It’s intentional. So the reasonable thing to conclude is that you disagree until you say otherwise. If that’s not your goal then try a different approach here.

I agree that it’s frustrating to be misinterpreted or misrepresented, but if you fail to represent yourself at any stage (which you seem to agree you haven’t done) then that’s what’s going to happen. So say what you think or just move on. I think at this point we can stop playing these rhetorical games.

by Forgeties79

2/12/2026 at 8:00:31 PM

Fair enough

by Forgeties79

2/12/2026 at 7:34:30 PM

It wasn't the military it was DHS.

by 2OEH8eoCRo0

2/12/2026 at 7:26:37 PM

The laser gizmo is central to this story.

by jeffbee

2/12/2026 at 7:40:52 PM

This wasn't the military. It was DHS, who is lead by the cosplaying cowboy hat lady, so this sort of incompetence should be completely expected.

by outside1234

2/12/2026 at 7:46:13 PM

Really making you wonder why does DHS have direct access to this hardware?

by opello

2/12/2026 at 7:55:00 PM

Pentagon gave it to them. The heads of both these orgs are incompetent and should be impeached.

by bakies

2/12/2026 at 7:55:12 PM

I thought I read that they borrowed it from the actual military, which tends to be a little bit more cautious with these things.

by davidw

2/12/2026 at 7:53:09 PM

Lasers are not particularly controlled by regulation. Most people in the US can own a class 4 laser if they want.

Also, most laws that do restrict weapons specifically exempt government law enforcement anyway.

by kube-system

2/12/2026 at 8:09:58 PM

Okay, but they're not like styropyro on YouTube here... presumably the DHS people are using the whatever government weapons contractor made device, which is going to come with more nuance, controls, targeting system, etc. than whatever someone might buy off the shelf or cobble together independently.

I think it might have actually been DOD people operating the system even, but there's conflicting reporting and I'm not sure. Either way it seems like there was at the very least some kind of coordination failure.

by opello

2/12/2026 at 7:49:47 PM

It's pretty directly relevant to "homeland security", anti-terrorism, etc. I wouldn't say that's the problem.

Make no mistake, the actual drone terrorism is coming. I guess you could say that only the actual military should handle it, but... Why?

by andrewflnr

2/12/2026 at 8:05:25 PM

I may have foolishly accepted the premise of incompetence in posing my question. Basically it seemed to me like the complaint was untrained/experienced (incompetent) people were deciding/deploying the fancy laser munition. That seemed worth of rebuke. After some brief searching I'm less clear about who took what action.

It seemed more like giving police forces (or allowing them to buy) APCs, armored Humvees, etc. Less trained/experienced people using things made for a different use case, ultimately exposes the people to more risk. Instead of say coordinating with the DOD to deploy the system and personnel accepting requests or being the decision maker for "take action" after some level of expertise in the area of evaluating targets and whatever else need be considered has also contributed to the process.

I don't know how it does work, let alone have enough context to imagine how it should. While I do agree "things to deter drones are appropriate border defense tools," the rest of the details painted a picture that seemed less reasonable.

by opello

2/12/2026 at 8:26:07 PM

Mostly agree. I wouldn't give high powered lasers to local police forces either. My point is that the problem is less to do with lasers and anti-drone tech in particular than with incompetence and abuse of power generally. Lasers are just the way it manifested in this instance.

by andrewflnr

2/12/2026 at 7:56:01 PM

Nuclear weapons are also directly relevant to "homeland security" (at least as a deterrent), yet I doubt many would be in favor of putting them under DHS as well.

by organsnyder

2/12/2026 at 8:29:06 PM

That both of those are labelled "homeland security" is almost a coincidence. Strategic security vs a fancy brand name for counter-terrorism.

by andrewflnr

2/12/2026 at 7:59:14 PM

Nuclear weapons are controlled more specifically by law. Lasers are not.

by kube-system

2/13/2026 at 12:29:27 AM

The former TV personality slash alcoholic slash sexual predator that is running the DoD probably gave it to DHS at the request of the cowboy hat wearing psychopathic domestic animal killer that runs that agency.

by quickthrowman

2/13/2026 at 3:28:07 AM

hey friend, this comment is better suited for Reddit than here, even though likely agree with you.

by jimbooonooo

2/12/2026 at 7:30:01 PM

I am not sure how much the average person realizes that drones in both a reconnaissance and observation role or an attack role have changed the nature of warfare and have threatened localities.

We don't have good tools to deal with them, especially groups.

It would be trivial, right now, for a few fpv drones to cause extreme chaos somewhere like a popular highway in Los Angeles, and the amount of economic damage that could do.

It's a technological shift in how warfare is conducted, but from a protection standpoint, the tools aren't great to counter them yet.

by esseph

2/12/2026 at 7:47:46 PM

Yeah the answer to

> Don't they already have some sci-fi laser/EW gizmos to take care of those considering how much taxpayer dollars go to the defense sector?

Is pretty much a flat "no". Or at least "not yet".

by andrewflnr

2/12/2026 at 7:46:54 PM

If we had tools, the airport would never have been shut down.

by sixothree

2/13/2026 at 2:30:52 PM

> Firstly, how is the world's most powerful military afraid of "cartel drones"?

They sent an aircraft carrier to fight "cartels". /s

by hulitu

2/12/2026 at 7:23:16 PM

I once mistook a Scottish lake monster for a narcosub, but can’t say I’ve ever mistaken a party balloon for a narcodrone.

by throwup238

2/12/2026 at 7:25:45 PM

Is there any reputable source for this claim? Apologies if I missed it but didn't see one linked in the article. I ask because it's not what I'd read or understood yesterday.

by silisili

2/12/2026 at 8:32:36 PM

No. Only unnamed sources. I would say it is more likely a balloon than not though. Both stories are perfectly believable, a mylar balloon is def going to show up on radar, and the cartel does use drones. I think the balloon story is more believable though because the cartels would gain almost nothing from this, and if it was a drone I would expect photos of the debris by now.

by KyleBerezin

2/12/2026 at 8:23:18 PM

All of the "reputable" sources appear to be relying on "highly placed" anonymous sources, and many of the articles conflict with each other.

Could have been little green men! But what exactly happened is probably (or should be) classified.

by gunapologist99

2/12/2026 at 7:27:57 PM

Yes: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/airspace-closure-followed-spat-...

FAA Administrator Bryan Bedford on Tuesday night decided to close the airspace — without alerting White House, Pentagon or Homeland Security officials, sources said.

...

Customs and Border Protection used the laser weapon earlier this week after training from the U.S. military, according to multiple sources familiar with its deployment. Officials had recently given the FAA a 10-day window in which the technology would be used.

The anti-drone technology was launched near the southern border to shoot down what appeared to be foreign drones. The flying material turned out to be a party balloon, sources said. One balloon was shot down, several sources said.

The Mexican cartels have been running drones on the border lately, the sources said, but it was unclear how many were hit by the military's anti-UAS (unmanned aircraft systems) technology this week. One official said at least one cartel drone was successfully disabled.

by milesskorpen

2/12/2026 at 7:42:40 PM

Reuters has a slightly different take on this:

> Three U.S. military officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said U.S. Customs and Border Protection had been using the technology without issues before Tuesday's shutdown and expressed confusion as to why the shutdown was deemed necessary. [0]

It was definitely the army [1] who fired the laser causing the shutdown of El Paso airport, but the army doesn't seem to understand the alarm on the part of the FAA, because DHS (Border Protection) has been using it for some time now without the same alarm from the FAA. Someone at the FAA reacted differently to this army firing than they had to previous DHS firings.

[0] https://www.reuters.com/world/us/senator-says-el-paso-airpor... [1] https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/aeroviron...

by Telemakhos

2/12/2026 at 7:31:19 PM

Thanks!

by silisili

2/13/2026 at 12:30:35 AM

I think this should be higher. It’s a sad day when HN joins the fake news cesspool.

by hippo22

2/12/2026 at 7:31:01 PM

"99 Luftballons", Mariachi remix.

by virgulino

2/12/2026 at 7:37:45 PM 

  99 ministros de guerra
  Fósforos y bidones de gasolina
  Se creían gente muy astuta
  Ya olfateaban un gran botín
  Gritaron: “¡Guerra!” y querían poder
  Hombre, ¿quién lo hubiera pensado?
  Que alguna vez llegaría tan lejos
  Por culpa de 99 globos

by jihadjihad

2/12/2026 at 8:07:41 PM

That doesn't rhyme at all though.

by debugnik

2/12/2026 at 8:39:41 PM

Is this the case of radar automatic targeting unable to distinguish between a balloon and a drone. Or was this a border guy manually pulling the trigger with bad eyesight?

by fiatpandas

2/12/2026 at 10:43:14 PM

It better be the latter because letting an automated system pull the trigger on unknown aircraft in public airspace that is not closed down is horrifying.

That's Russian levels of shooting down innocent planes. Fuck.

by mrguyorama

2/12/2026 at 8:47:29 PM

Thinking more practically though. Why wouldn't there be "narco drones", with drone technology becoming so ubiquitous and cheap? And what would their operators care about airspace restrictions? The practical ones, as in "not get sucked into a jet engine or damage a wing and cause a plane crash"?

by MarkusWandel

2/13/2026 at 1:08:15 PM

According to the CBP they seize about 50,000 lbs of drugs at the border each month which is about 22 tonnes of drugs, and that's what gets seized, not the amount that makes it through. So Drones today probably don't carry enough weight for far enough to make a big impact on the amount of drugs you can bring into the country. So it probably happens, but to do it at a scale where it's genuinely contributing to the total volume you'd need dozens of drones doing dozens of trips a day to be getting up to volumes that people would notice, and people would probably notice the drones first, and the drones are probably much more expensive than desperate people.

by SilverBirch

2/13/2026 at 9:43:54 AM

I would suspect that flying such drones near an airport is likely to be a bad idea because it's very likely to be detected.

by rcxdude

2/13/2026 at 1:12:01 AM

Why would they fly near an US airport though? There are miles and miles of border with practically no people living near.

(Regardless, seems building a wall was kind of a waste of money.)

by JKCalhoun

2/13/2026 at 1:35:37 AM

Practically drugs comes into the US via containers and packages. And since the government has never even come close to shutting that operation down why screw around with drones?

by PearlRiver

2/13/2026 at 3:55:20 AM

How would flying drones be useful to a drug runner? Their priorities are to transport a large amount of material over a long distance and to avoid detection. Drones have a relatively low payload capacity, have limited range, and are easily detected - they're not practical.

(A very different kind of "drone" has seen quite a bit of use in drug running - remote-controlled submarines! They've proven able to carry a large load over a long distance while remaining hard to detect.)

by duskwuff

2/13/2026 at 12:33:30 PM

There are commercially available drones that can carry a payload of high-single-digit to low-double-digit kilograms for at least 10km.[1] They fly low enough and are small enough to avoid most radar.

Their use in cross border smuggling of weapons and drugs is well documented[2]; interception rate is low enough that they can make multiple runs before being downed, and they can pay back their purchase cost with only a few successful runs. Typical concept of operations is similar to manned ground crossings, but with drones covering the most dangerous 5-10km of actually crossing the border: a team on one side loads them up and sends them to a team on the other side, with both having a LOT of real estate to hide in because of the drone's range.

(I work on counter drone EW, and border-control customers are under intense pressure to get this under control.)

[1] Just from DJI, see e.g. the Matrice 400 [https://enterprise.dji.com/mobile/matrice-400/specs], with 6kg payload and approximately zero purchase controls; or the T25 [https://ag.dji.com/mobile/t25p/specs], with >20kg of payload capacity, and even in restrictive regulatory regimes only requiring a shell crop spraying company to buy.

[2] https://www.maariv.co.il/news/military/article-1183896

by azernik

2/12/2026 at 7:29:51 PM

Alexa play 'Nena - 99 Red Balloons'...

by Jeema101

2/12/2026 at 7:34:28 PM

We posted simultaneously! :)

by virgulino

2/13/2026 at 1:06:27 AM

Speaking of, that helium is a precious non renewable resource.

by exabrial

2/12/2026 at 7:58:12 PM

There is no defence against an enemy that can cause hysteria so easily.

by CrzyLngPwd

2/13/2026 at 2:11:03 PM

To be more clear than the headline:

It was NOT the party balloon, it was the CBP's [0] massively irresponsible use of the laser weapon as a response to a threat it failed to identify properly, inside commercial airspace with zero coordination with the FAA or other air operators.

Any significant competence or even communication would have turned this into a literal non-event.

But this so-called 'administration' values only loyalty to a leader and find competence an impediment to implementing authoritarianism. So, here we are, squandering a half-billion dollars on a horde of idiots with a laser and a party balloon.

[0] https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/cbp-shot-...

[0a] "Defense Department has a working relationship with Homeland Security, where CBP is headquartered, that allows its personnel to use certain military equipment for its objectives, testing, evaluation and use along the southern border.". Seems the laser was on-loan from the DoD, and the yahoos at CBP just decided to go wild.

by toss1

2/13/2026 at 5:00:43 AM

maybe it wasn't a "party balloon"

by erelong

2/12/2026 at 7:38:29 PM

Imagine if there had been 99 balloons?

by aussiegreenie

2/12/2026 at 8:00:02 PM

We are on the dumbest timeline.

by josefritzishere

2/13/2026 at 6:24:29 AM

Compared with the AI bubble $573k is nothing.

by hulitu

2/12/2026 at 7:45:17 PM

Is it even legal to release a party baloon in class D airspace?

by mothballed

2/12/2026 at 8:10:12 PM

Yet another 5 year old doing covert ops?

by onlypassingthru

2/12/2026 at 8:16:07 PM

You guys said that we did this for the show!

by kotaKat

2/12/2026 at 7:38:48 PM

So can we dismantle other security theater with balloons? Can we make a balloon for Tsa that is harmless and will cost too much to fight and demonstrates the pointlessness of Tsa?

by righthand

2/12/2026 at 7:43:59 PM

> Can we make a balloon for Tsa that is harmless and will cost too much to fight and demonstrates the pointlessness of Tsa?

You don't need a balloon. A real gun will do.

https://abcnews.com/US/tsa-fails-tests-latest-undercover-ope...

"The news of the failure comes two years after ABC News reported that secret teams from the DHS found that the TSA failed 95 percent of the time to stop inspectors from smuggling weapons or explosive materials through screening."

by ceejayoz

2/13/2026 at 9:50:13 AM

the double down on stupidity is that the cartels now know that deploying party balloons will work as decoys, too bad they dont have mirror finnish ones, oh wait!

by metalman

2/12/2026 at 8:15:51 PM

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by breakingrules3

2/12/2026 at 7:54:21 PM

The Secretary of Homeland Security thought the balloon was her dog and treated it as such (/s?)

by blitzar