alt.hn

2/11/2026 at 1:22:39 AM

CEO 'Jokes' ICE Is Watching Salesforce Employees Who Traveled to the U.S.

 https://www.404media.co/marc-benioff-jokes-ice-is-watching-salesforce-employees-who-traveled-to-the-u-s/

by felineflock

2/11/2026 at 11:42:00 AM

It was a bad joke but I'm not travelling to the US anymore including for work. Especially since we now have to give all kinds of social networks.

I'm part of the lgbt diversity team also which I'm sure will cause problems.

by wolvoleo

2/11/2026 at 2:52:53 AM

About as funny of a joke as Trump 'joking' about canceling the midterms. I think we should frame these kind of things more like "so and so said they would do x to gauge if they could get away with it or not". Calling either of these a joke doesn't make sense. Not funny.

by fyrn_

2/11/2026 at 3:14:57 AM

You know how "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," contains a moral lesson? Don't lie because eventually people won't believe you.

We're about due for, "The Jester Who Meant It."

by kelseyfrog

2/11/2026 at 8:05:26 AM

Maybe the boy who cried wolf is actually about a boy who successfully saved the flock multiple times in a row, by making noise and commotion. Then he fails one night and the wolf eats him. The villagers, instead of sayin "oh, so there was a wolf after all" insisted on blaming the boy, because otherwise they would have to admit they were wrong.

That would be 100% realistic.

And looking at past years, maybe the wolf even have eating a sheep every night, because the people who were accused of hysteria and false panic were 100% correct and right.

by watwut

2/11/2026 at 6:25:42 PM

You should go through all of Aesop's Fables and critique them like this.

by kelseyfrog

2/11/2026 at 3:26:28 PM

Relevant short skit I ran across recently:

It appears Trump was never joking... | This Hour Has 22 Minutes https://youtu.be/j2gZGKzN3ho

by y0eswddl

2/11/2026 at 3:06:36 AM

It's the gaslighting politics era.

Anyone who points this out is insulted because they are insecure and can't take a joke. Once the joke becomes real they will insult you for not getting with the program.

This is White House policy at this point, so you can't blame Marc Benioff for playing along.

by finkstein

2/11/2026 at 6:13:26 AM

You can blame Marc for playing along. Marc made a conscious decision to be a fuckwad, and he should not get a pass for making that decision

by SOLAR_FIELDS

2/11/2026 at 7:20:59 AM

Wouldn’t it be awesome to live in a world where powerful people were held accountable for the shit they say?

by yoyohello13

2/11/2026 at 8:15:55 AM

I find it amazing that anyone still uses Salesforce. They were innovating in their early days, but it has been legacy bloatware with more marketing than engineers for a decade now.

by t0mas88

2/11/2026 at 8:31:05 AM

$40bn

High revenue to active user

by adi_kurian

2/11/2026 at 8:36:38 AM

That could also mean captive customers + maximum extraction in the legacy phase of the product portfolio. Doesn't necessarily mean users are happy with the product and customers aren't looking for alternatives.

by t0mas88

2/11/2026 at 3:56:54 AM

An analog to this would be Flock inviting the highway patrol into a staff meeting to 'remind' them about the penalties of speeding - under the implied threat that you would be locked up, transported to a different country, and not given due process to even validate the infraction or face your accusers for merely disregarding civil laws. I'm sure that Mr. Benioff would never use the threat of deportation to keep employees in line.

by linkjuice4all

2/11/2026 at 4:59:16 AM

> Benioff thanked international employees for traveling to the United States for the meeting, and asked them to stand. Benioff then said that ICE agents were in the building to keep tabs on them.

I mean he's more or less saying ICE is like the Stasi which isn't normally a flattering comparison.

There are a few reasons it could be considered distasteful but it doesn't sound like he was cheering ICE on.

by cosmicgadget