1/21/2026 at 10:16:50 PM
With all the mouse research, a lab should compile the top 300 interventions, lifestyles, regimens, etc, and apply it to a generation of mice. Give them all the best of the best gene edits, diets, environments, drug regimens, therapies, exercise, enrichment, and everything else. Get one or two broods of pups each year and breed them for healthspan and well-being, and each year, incorporate the latest and greatest research. Any time they need treatment, or surgery, select from the latest best research for that specific illness or injury.We have decades of superb mouse health optimization research, it should be applied.
by observationist
1/22/2026 at 12:45:11 AM
The Interventions Testing Program is the closest thing I know of along these lines.“ The Interventions Testing Program (ITP) is a peer-reviewed program designed to identify agents that extend lifespan and healthspan in mice. Investigators at any university, institute, company, or other organization are invited to recommend interventions for testing by submitting an application before the February deadline each year. Testing is carried out in the genetically heterogeneous UM-HET3 mouse stock at three sites — the Jackson Laboratory, the University of Michigan, and the University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio.”
https://www.nia.nih.gov/research/dab/interventions-testing-p...
by directevolve
1/22/2026 at 5:39:01 PM
2077 News flash: Immortal mice escaped from lab, became dominant species in a few months. Containment efforts ongoing.by ASalazarMX
1/26/2026 at 10:15:27 PM
A plug for an old SMBC-comic on this theme: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-02-08by lavelganzu
1/21/2026 at 10:29:04 PM
paging Bryan Johnsonby justinator
1/22/2026 at 2:13:37 AM
Cave Johnson too.by overfeed
1/22/2026 at 12:51:30 AM
Is this a jokeby tantalor
1/22/2026 at 11:09:59 AM
HN has needed an (in mice) rule forever, they are obsessed with mice to their own detrimentby monster_truck
1/22/2026 at 9:00:59 PM
"Overall, mice and humans share virtually the same set of genes. Almost every gene found in one species so far has been found in a closely related form in the other. Of the approximately 4,000 genes that have been studied, less than 10 are found in one species but not in the other." https://www.genome.gov/10001345/importance-of-mouse-genomeby helph67
1/22/2026 at 2:03:30 AM
Do übermice sound like a joke to you?by anonymous908213