12/31/2025 at 6:26:07 PM
What happens when TSLA speculation finally hits reality? It was understandable when growth was 50% yoy, but now its negative growth YOY and PE is 300. Would it take down the entire stock market with it because it unravels the many layers of leverage/margin or would money flow to other speculations?by thelastgallon
12/31/2025 at 6:46:52 PM
I'm not sure how much of "the stock market" TSLA makes up, but at current valuation, it makes up 1.9% of VTI (so that's a good estimation). So it could blink out of existence and only take VTI down 2%. (2% is significant of course.) But more likely might be a slow erosion while other components grow, making index funds and "the entire stock market" quite resilient to such a shock.by neogodless
1/1/2026 at 2:28:19 AM
It appears you're using a Vanguard total market fund. Nothing wrong with that, it's clearly broader than the SP500, but I suspect more folks are familiar with the latter. In that spirit folks might be interested to know it's not much different. If Tesla disappeared tomorrow with would be 2.4% of the SP500.by fearmerchant
12/31/2025 at 8:19:08 PM
> What happens when TSLA speculation finally hits reality?In all likelihood? xAI buys Tesla. That’s the functional floor.
> Would it take down the entire stock market with it
No.
by JumpCrisscross
12/31/2025 at 8:34:21 PM
How low could that floor be, in dollar terms?The financial engineering with the Twitter/X takeover was already pretty bold, but Tesla would probably still be a chunk an order of magnitude larger than that.
by ckastner
1/1/2026 at 1:23:54 AM
Given that xAI only has a few billion in cash on hand? Very fucking low. It'd bankrupt Elon before reaching that stage though.by Veliladon
12/31/2025 at 9:18:08 PM
AI exuberance is ridiculous, but even xAI could not pony up enough real money to payout Tesla investors for anything but pennies on the dollar.by 0cf8612b2e1e
12/31/2025 at 6:54:36 PM
you wrote TSLA and reality in the same sentence :)people keep forgetting that TSLA is not a car company! they are AI and humanoid and robots and … company and as such worth 100x current eval :)
by bdangubic
12/31/2025 at 7:02:01 PM
...you forgot "terraforming Mars" :)by disqard
12/31/2025 at 7:30:44 PM
Solving autonomy is the hardest technical challenge right now, way harder than creating a frontier LLM AI. Tesla has basically solved it. So to argue sarcastically about Tesla is in my opinion being ignorant. I get the Elon hate, but he is usually correct in his predictions, albeit lateby sixQuarks
12/31/2025 at 8:17:18 PM
> Tesla has basically solved itWaymo has solved it. Tesla and BYD probably will solve it. And then everyone else will solve it for the same reason everyone likes having car factories: jobs and tanks.
I say this as someone who was in a Waymo and used Tesla’s latest FSD less than a month ago. One of them still fails spectacularly ungracefully. In the other I can take a nap.
by JumpCrisscross
12/31/2025 at 8:35:59 PM
The question I ask every person pitching FSD is whether they would let the FSD take their kid to soccer/bball… practice - still waiting for first yes answerby bdangubic
1/1/2026 at 8:25:57 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_predictions_for_autono...by Itoldmyselfso
1/1/2026 at 12:39:16 AM
We have a pretty good idea of what products Apple is likely to release next year.We no longer have an actual product roadmap of revenue viable product releases from Elon and Tesla. It’s just irrational market exuberance but all the products are being abandoned.
That isn’t really sustainable.
I drive a Y. I’ve said before that Elon was peak Elon when they released the 3/Y and he sent the Roadster into space. Everything since has been a grift of diminishing returns, in terms of reality and actual hardline income.
Grok and xAi are a thing but they mostly cost money right now. I kinda wonder if he isn’t irrationally energetic enough to get something interesting out of Macrohard but he can no longer iterate product releases to save his life.
My other long bet is that Google will win a big chunk of AI (because TPUs and frontier and other income and enterprise sales) and Elon will mostly succeed in outspending OpenAI and plundering their chances (save the magical odds of their Jony Ive bet delivering some kind of post-moat income autonomy). xAI and OpenAI will sink into the deep together.
by browningstreet
12/31/2025 at 7:40:51 PM
> Tesla has basically solved itWhat exactly has Tesla solved, automation-wise? Not sure what you are specifically referring to? I am being everything except ignorant, I look at things with my own eyes and do not fall for car-salesman tricks. Perhaps I gave him the benefit of the doubt initially but after decade+ of overpromising and underdelivering (underdelivering might be the understatement of the century) forgive me if I do not believe what a car salesman is pitching. I do not hate Elon at all, actually think he's one of the greatest visionaries of our time and probably the greatest salesman in the history of mankind.
by bdangubic