12/30/2025 at 4:51:33 PM
by todaycompanies
12/31/2025 at 6:46:29 AM
You should add a wall of fame of public PR/political posts or statements translated to brainrot speak. Would be funny, I think.by Bridged7756
1/1/2026 at 9:47:29 AM
Lol.CRINGE LEVEL: 3/67 ANALYSIS: Bro, who even is Ishmael? Sounds like some ancient-ass boomer who peaked centuries ago. "Watery part of the world"? Is this dude discovering oceans for the first time? Did he just crawl out of a dusty crypt? The whole vibe is giving "grandpa telling me about his glory days when he had to walk uphill both ways to, like, not get hit by a horse carriage." And apparently, "spleen regulation" is his flex? My guy, get a therapist, not a boat. "Damp, drizzly November in my soul" is a straight 67 for poetry readings at awkward family gatherings. And the whole "knocking people's hats off" thing... Sir, this isn't 1850s TikTok. You'd get canceled faster than you can say "philosophical flourish." The sheer audacity of comparing himself to Cato throwing himself on a sword? My man, you're literally just taking a boat trip. The delusion is real. This isn't deep, it's just dusty. Get cooked.
AURA IMPACT: -15 Aura Points. The sheer lack of modern slang and the overwhelming "I'm so profound" energy just drains the battery. Needs a hard reset and a dose of reality.
by user____name
12/30/2025 at 7:45:45 PM
Losing touch with this newest generation of memes feels like "retiring" to me, and I'm quite enjoying it.by Dilettante_
12/31/2025 at 4:12:12 AM
Im 43 years old, I understand completely lolby todaycompanies
12/30/2025 at 6:58:52 PM
Great, finally I can understand my kids.by nenadg
12/31/2025 at 4:13:32 AM
same here, and you can talk to them in their language too, "clean your room son" translates to some skibidi 67 slop lolby todaycompanies
12/31/2025 at 7:39:55 AM
fr fr no capby nenadg
12/31/2025 at 2:33:00 PM
Maybe you should do something else insteadby frogcommander
12/31/2025 at 4:53:08 PM
Betby Teknomadix