alt.hn

5/23/2025 at 2:22:53 PM

Caesar's Last Breath

 https://charliesabino.com/caesars-last-breath/

by charliesabino

5/23/2025 at 7:57:29 PM

> How many molecules from Caesar’s last breath do we inhale with each breath we take?

> If we assume that ... these molecules are preserved over time (a reasonable assumption—nitrogen is relatively inert),

But they are not inert. Single UV photon can break single N2 molecule bond.

Elemental N is highly reactive and will form new N2 molecule pretty fast, but that is NEW and different molecule!

N2 is not stable over period of 2000 years under constant exposure to solar UV radiation!

by throe73848484

5/23/2025 at 8:48:34 PM

A really good point.

So what's the rate of this photodisassociation?

I found it weirdly hard to Google an answer on this. Firstly, rates are given in terms of decays per second instead of in half-life which would be more relevant for our purposes. Secondly, it seems to be well studied in the interstellar medium than in atmospheric conditions.

Anyway, the most relevant measurements I could find [0] say photodisassociation of N2 in the interstellar medium happens at a rate of approximately 10^-10 s^-1 - i.e. every 10 billion seconds on average.

Caesar died about 60 billion seconds ago [1] so at that rate, many of the molecules would still be alive.

However, we don't live in the interstellar medium. By interstellar standards, we pretty much live on the surface of the sun. The average point in the ISM is maybe 2 light years from the nearest star [2] but we are only 10^-5 ly away. They're all the same photons, but radiation intensity diminishes with the square of the distance, so our nitrogen molecules should disassociate every 1 second instead. If that's true, Caesar's last breath had its last surviving molecules persist for only a minute or two after Caesar himself.

[0] https://www.aanda.org/articles/aa/full_html/2013/07/aa20625-... https://www.aanda.org/articles/aa/full_html/2013/07/aa20625-...

[1] https://math.answers.com/math-and-arithmetic/How_many_second...

[2] https://www.livescience.com/space/how-far-apart-are-stars

by dmurray

5/24/2025 at 3:58:06 AM

Maybe the ozone layer protects them? Your conclusion that nitrogen molecules in the atmosphere only survive a minute or so during the daytime isclearly wrong; if it were true, the atmosphere would be about 2% brown nitrogen dioxide like the output of a Birkeland–Eyde reactor a couple of minutes after the sun came up (or more, since the temperature and pressure are lower) and everyone would have died at sunrise today. Or, rather, biochemistry would look almost unimaginably different, having evolved to resist being oxidized by nitric acid.

UV breakdown doesn't appear as a significant source in http://nmsp.cals.cornell.edu/publications/factsheets/factshe... although lightning does. So, if this mechanism is operating at a significant scale in Earth's atmosphere, it's escaped the attention of the scientists who specialize in the terrestrial nitrogen cycle, which seems implausible.

by kragen

5/24/2025 at 6:28:02 AM

Yeah, one minute didn't seem right, but I couldn't easily refute it. I figured maybe the free nitrogen atoms recombined with other ones milliseconds later, but as you point out the existence of Birkeland-Eyde process disproves that, a significant amount would react with the oxygen instead of each other.

The ozone layer blocks around 99% of UV light [0], the earth about 50%. That's two orders of magnitude accounted for, but even a dissociation rate of every few hours seems too fast.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone_layer

by dmurray

5/24/2025 at 4:44:14 PM

Probably it blocks a lot more than 99% at shorter wavelengths.

by kragen

5/23/2025 at 8:53:02 PM

True, but I think that only occurs in the upper atmosphere and at a very low rate. Atmospheric N2 is also converted by bacteria into ammonia, which is absorbed by plants. And lightning oxidizes N2, as do combustion engines. I'm not sure if all those different reactions add up to a significant fraction, though. It might be true that most of the N2 molecules from Caesar's time still exist.

by munchler

5/23/2025 at 10:04:28 PM

Air is 1% argon (9340 ppm) and those atoms remain in the atmosphere without being chemically removed.

by ahazred8ta

5/23/2025 at 4:01:24 PM

Purely empirical observation, in my own life, make no claim as to humanity/society/etc.:

It's interesting how often fermi estimation problems are used as proxy's for "intelligence". Something like: 'let's assess how well "they can think" - how many golf balls fit in a baseball stadium?' etc.

Often, doing well in these kinds of problems can more than makeup for a lack of specific knowledge in something someone is interested in assessing!

by diego898

5/23/2025 at 5:19:25 PM

This reminds me of a question from my first interview as a college grad: estimate the number of taxis in New York City. I was totally baffled by it.

by miobrien

5/23/2025 at 7:23:15 PM

I’ll simplify for manhattan and extrapolate for the four outer boroughs. Ten avenues, a hundred streets. A thousand blocks? One cab per block? One thousand cabs in manhattan? 5,000 total?

There are about 13,500 taxi medallions.

by singleshot_

5/24/2025 at 12:09:45 AM

That sort of estimation feels a lot easier to me than the "golf balls in a baseball stadium one" that was mentioned by the parent because it's dealing with quantities I can recall having heard before like "how many streets are there in Manhattan" rather than measurements that personally would never stick in my head like "how wide is a golf ball". I'm not sure why, but I've always been awful at making even rough estimates of units. If you gave me the diameter of a golf ball and the dimensions of the stadium, I could do some basic calculations, but even though I physically know about how large a golf ball is, I couldn't tell you whether it's more likely that its diameter is 0.5 or 1.5" (and not having looked it up, I would believe you if you told me it wasn't even within that range)! This gets worse with units I can't visualize (like weight), and when the sizes get larger than I can easy relate to; if you asked me questions like how much a car weighs or how long the Brooklyn Bridge is, I'm doubtful I'd even be within a factor of 2 more often than not.

I'm probably taking this more seriously than it was intended above, but the idea that this is some sort of proxy for "thinking" or "intelligence" feels off to me; doing the math given the size of something might be thinking or intelligence, but knowing roughly "how big" something is seems more like intuition.

by saghm

5/24/2025 at 10:16:43 AM

I kind of figure a centimeter is about the width of a pinky, then I try to gauge how many pinkies fit in some distance, and go by that. I'd imagine a golf ball is about 4cm in diameter, though I haven't seen one in years.

by stavros

5/24/2025 at 7:27:19 PM

Yeah, I don't feel confident in the idea that my pinky is around 1/4 of a golf ball. It could be 1/6, or 1/2, or nowhere close to either. A lot of this seems to be an exercise in how confident someone is about arbitrary guesses, and it seems weird to me that a higher willingness to make assumptions is somehow correlated with raw intellect. If someone wants me to do the math with a completely made up number, I can do that, but at that point it seems like the true test is figuring out whether the person asking the question actually cares about the accuracy of the answer or not, and that seems more about the social aspect of an interview. That isn't to say that what it's measuring isn't useful, but I think as someone on the spectrum, it's hard for me not to have a strong reaction to the idea that it's purely a measure of intelligence.

by saghm

5/24/2025 at 7:31:30 PM

I get it, but it looks like a golf ball is 4.3cm, so I was pretty close for it to be that arbitrary.

by stavros

5/24/2025 at 11:06:30 AM

Maybe take something small you do know the size of and estimate how many golf balls fit into that

by darkerside

5/24/2025 at 2:26:30 AM

I had a great boss who really liked that kind of question. I disagreed with him. I would rather have someone who knows how to find the official answer online and verify the quality of the source.

by Breza

5/24/2025 at 3:52:17 AM

A crucial tool for verifying the quality of the source is noticing when the answers given by the source are clearly wrong by orders of magnitude.

by kragen

5/24/2025 at 7:29:48 PM

THIS!!

The ability to estimate within an order of magnitude or within 2X is vastly more valuable, and beyond being able to have a sense of whether the "official" answer is likely accurate or off by orders of magnitude.

During most of the process of designing anything in or that touches the physical world, you are using rough figures.

Taking time to get the fully accurate and precise answer for every question is a waste of time as you don't need that many decimals of precision to move forward. Every decimal of precision in the answer takes more time and there are MANY of those questions, so being 100% accurate in every answer does not scale.

Of course, when it gets to the end of the process, the accuracy & precision requirements increase, but the emphasis needs to be placed where needed, not everywhere.

Plus, you are not going to find the "official" and accurate number of golf balls in the particular school bus you want to model. You'll find some vaguely similar answer or set of sub-answers, so sure, those will be fully accurate and precise, but THEN you must take those as inputs for your estimate, and we're back to the skill of estimating being most critical.

Being able to estimate and do sound back-of-the-envelope calculations is the far more critical skill, at least on any team I'm building.

by toss1

5/24/2025 at 4:34:34 PM

Ideally I think the ability to come up with a quick off-the-cuff guess that is correct to one order of magnitude and then find and verify the specific answer are nicely complementary.

by nocoiner

5/23/2025 at 2:37:12 PM

isnt the half life of most types of molecules in air far shorter than 2k years? maybe i am nitpicking, but would it not be more to correct to say we are breathing the same atoms as those in caesers last breath?

edit: itchy trigger finger, think i subconsciously wanted to be the first to comment. it is stated quite early that molecules preservation is assumed. still think it would be more correct and just as interesting to discuss atoms, not molecules.

edit 2: quick research has taught me that nitrogen gas, n2, and naturally occurring isotopes do not even have a half life. they do not radioactively decay. til.

by lkmill

5/23/2025 at 3:08:31 PM

I have seen the similar assertion "some of the water molecules you drank today were once part of a dinosaur", which is false because water molecules do not last very long when in liquid phase (they continuously swap protons, turning into hydronium ions and back).

The O-O and N-N bonds are much stronger than H-O bonds, but there are still atmospheric processes that can break them. For instance, O2 undergoes photodissociation under ultraviolet light and recombines into O3 ozone, and N2 likely also undergoes photodissociation. And obviously, the fact that living beings breathe O2...

by victorNicollet

5/23/2025 at 7:33:31 PM

Photosynthesis breaks up CO₂ and H₂O molecules to make O₂ and C₆H₁₂O₆ (glucose).

I don't know how often the average water CO₂/H₂O molecule gets dismantled this way, but there can't be many left since 44 BC.

by BurningFrog

5/23/2025 at 10:22:35 PM

The atmosphere is estimated to have ~830PgC worth of CO₂, and plants are estimated to photosynthesize ~120PgC worth of CO₂ every year, so a given molecule would have 14% chance to be broken down in a year. The probability to survive for 2000 years would be around 1e-60.

Of course, CO₂ contents of the atmosphere have varied over the last 2000 years, and not all CO₂ is produced into or consumed from the atmosphere (it can be dissolved in surface water, etc).

EDIT: since there's much more O₂ than CO₂ in the atmosphere, a given O₂ molecule has a 8% chance to not be broken down by respiration over 2000 years.

by victorNicollet

5/23/2025 at 6:27:19 PM

People should instead say atoms, not molecules. Or maybe even say quarks.

by satvikpendem

5/23/2025 at 11:36:23 PM

Why quarks? There are untold bazillions of those inside each proton, and there's no quark conservation law (rather than conservation of (for example) isospin and strangeness, but only under electromagnetism not under weak interactions, so quark counts get furiously complex in bigger nuclei).

https://profmattstrassler.com/articles-and-posts/largehadron...

For a single proton, though, one always measures (with available measurement technology) a small excess of quarks: two excess up quarks and one excess down quark. That the valence quark model of hadrons works is weird. Who ordered that?

The excess quarks are not "the same" quarks every time you probe your carefully selected and isolated and cold sample proton. Indeed, today's valence quarks in your pet proton are not guaranteed to exist tomorrow, even if the proton stays trapped -- particle creation and annihilation are furious inside, and there are all sorts of other disturbances of quarks that go on in there.

Why atoms? While much calmer, there's still plenty of crazy stuff happening in atoms -- even a neutral hydrogen atom has a bunch of photons and positrons and excess electrons floating around "inside", with an energy fraction proportional to the fine structure constant and with no guarantees that they were there yesterday. Is it the "same" atom at that level? Also, for most of the hydrogen in an exhalation, it probably will be in and out of various electron-swapping configurations over the years. Water gets pretty crazy with its ions, for example.

by raattgift

5/23/2025 at 2:46:22 PM

What's the 'half-life' you're thinking of? Your basic gas molecules will last a lot longer than 2k years short of being involved in some reaction or another. And a lot of these reactions aren't that easy in atmospheric conditions- e.g. pulling nitrogen out of the atmosphere https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_cycle

by pvg

5/23/2025 at 2:41:00 PM

I don't think so — Nitrogen, the most common part of air, is stable in its most common isotope

by oatsandsugar

5/24/2025 at 12:47:39 AM

That's true for most timescales, however plants and other organisms fix nitrogen in the atmosphere into biologically useful molecules so nitrogen gets cycled in and out of the atmosphere. Similar things apply for carbon dioxide and oxygen.

by scheme271

5/23/2025 at 2:49:52 PM

indeed it seems so, i thought all atoms (except hydrogen) had some kind of decay. i thought so called stable atoms still had half-lives of 10^{very large number} years.

by lkmill

5/23/2025 at 4:35:49 PM

If we're talking about these kinds of scales, N2 molecules are not stable because there's a non-zero probability for the atoms to fuse into a heavier element through tunneling. And this will release more than enough energy to break the chemical bonds, of course.

by cyberax

5/23/2025 at 4:52:31 PM

Maybe you saw this story recently?: https://phys.org/news/2025-05-universe-decay-years-sooner-pr...

Also, bismuth was once thought to be the most massive "fully" stable element, but turns out does decay with a half life of 10^19 years, compared to the universe's age of ~10^10 years.

Neutrons decay into a proton/electron pair after 15 minutes when not part of a nucleus.

Protons appear to be fully stable for any practical considerations, however they might decay after 10^30 years.

by hnuser123456

5/23/2025 at 3:01:03 PM

In this scenario, you can think of a reaction as terminating a molecule's life. So if there's a 50% chance that an H2O (or CO2) molecule reacts in a certain period, that could be its half-life time.

by tgv

5/23/2025 at 3:30:43 PM

If you buy into the Big Rip, then all particles in the universe (including protons and neutrons) will eventually disintegrate

by SJC_Hacker

5/23/2025 at 4:12:56 PM

your post made me laugh because it makes the theory sound like propaganda that is sponsored by Big Rip

by jasongill

5/23/2025 at 4:33:28 PM

Big Bang, Big Rip, Big Crush. Cosmologists like Big Things.

by kjs3

5/24/2025 at 5:26:58 AM

It’s literally the study of big things.

by simonh

5/23/2025 at 9:07:54 PM

> would it not be more to correct to say we are breathing the same atoms as those in caesers last breath?

You may be right, but according to quantum mechanics, you can't really meaningfully talk about the "same" atoms, or any particles, because they don't have identities. There was a particle here, now there's a particle there, but we can't say exactly where it was at all the times in between, and it may not have been at any particular place: its amplitudes may have passed through two doors at once.

by adonovan

5/23/2025 at 4:03:47 PM

How many breaths do I have to take, to pull in an oxygen atom that used to be part of a dinosaur, and was also in Caesar’s last breath? Could we turn this number into a unit of measure, so we can name it the…Caesaur? Caesarasaur?

by BubbleRings

5/23/2025 at 3:34:45 PM

"Obviously, many simplifying liberties were taken."

Yes, I would agree. Perhaps too many. But it's a fun exercise.

by jamesgill

5/24/2025 at 12:55:27 AM

Well I just had to try it on Claude 4.0, I mean somebody has to, right? and it did a clean, if rather terse, breakdown, concluding with:

Caesar's last breath: ~0.5 liters (typical final exhale)

Total atmospheric volume: Earth's atmosphere has a mass of about 5×10^18 kg. Using the ideal gas law with average molecular weight of air (~29 g/mol), this gives roughly 4×10^44 molecules total.

Molecules in Caesar's breath: 0.5 liters at standard conditions contains about 1.3×10^22 molecules.

Your inhale: ~0.5 liters also contains about 1.3×10^22 molecules.

The fraction: Caesar's molecules represent (1.3×10^22)/(4×10^44) = 3.25×10^-23 of all atmospheric molecules.

Final answer: (1.3×10^22) × (3.25×10^-23) ≈ 0.4 molecules

So statistically, you inhale less than one molecule from Caesar's last breath with each inhalation, but over the course of a day's breathing, you'd likely inhale several molecules that were once in his lungs as he died.

by fernly

5/23/2025 at 2:52:04 PM

But do the molecules really disperse like that? The molecules were all in Caesar's mouth before he released them in his last breath. Is the movement of molecules such that they are now, roughly 2000 years later, about equally spread around the Earth? Is there more of them in Rome? In Italy? In the norther hemisphere?

by xixixao

5/23/2025 at 4:52:34 PM

Not gas dispersion, but it's crazy how fast some compounds can disperse in the human circulatory system when introduced by IV. If you've ever had IV saline flush you may know that metallic taste that seems to show up in your mouth almost instantly.

Similarly, there is a sensation from Adenosine for chemical cardioversion that creates a hot flushing feeling inside your body as it spreads, and it's quite the sensation to feel it going from your chest down to your extremities in a few seconds.

by pugworthy

5/23/2025 at 7:28:39 PM

Wait hang on. Is it possible the metallic taste after a flu vaccine is the saline?

by foobiekr

5/23/2025 at 3:08:51 PM

i believe so, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%E2%80%93Boltzmann_dist....

2k years is a long time for gas dispersion in such a "small" volume as the earth's atmosphere. early weather behaviour probably affected the distribution unevenly, but by now it should be relatively evenly distributed across the globe. no more or less in rome or italy. this is, however, as we say in sweden, a "guy's guess".

by lkmill

5/23/2025 at 3:03:37 PM

The dispersion assumption tends to make the estimate more rather than less conservative.

by pvg

5/23/2025 at 3:40:00 PM

I think the contention is that I don't have an intuition for how molecules actually disperse, but I do know that general climate trends certainly aren't "random dispersion".

Ex - we see consistent, long term, patterns in weather that make it unlikely that this dispersion is anything close to "ideal gas in a chamber" style dispersion.

Further - we have all sorts of compounding effects. Ex - atmospheric escape is a real thing, plants do nitrogen fixation, hydrogen and oxygen can be bound up in the oceans, etc...

Maybe 2000 years is enough time for real random dispersion, maybe it's not. But it's a huge assumption baked into this that doesn't feel especially reasonable to me.

All we have is this:

>If we assume that a breath diffuses evenly throughout the atmosphere and that these molecules are preserved over time (a reasonable assumption—nitrogen is relatively inert)

Which... I challenge is likely not a particularly reasonable assumption to base this on.

by horsawlarway

5/23/2025 at 4:21:39 PM

we have all sorts of compounding effects.

It's still an atmosphere mostly made of nitrogen, on a scale vastly exceeding 2000 years.

I don't have an intuition for how molecules actually disperse, but I do know that general climate trends certainly aren't "random dispersion".

Big volcano eruptions make for pretty sunsets across the world. Nuclear testing fallout is detectable in everything since atmospheric nuclear testing began. Everywhere we find the K-P boundary, we find iridium. The counter-assumption (which may well be true!) is the counter-intuitive one.

by pvg

5/23/2025 at 5:05:57 PM

The jetstream moves north and south over the US in somewhat predictable ways each year. But the molecules in the jetstream never stop flowing, and the jetstream tends to diverge after it reaches the Atlantic ocean. Sometimes it does another tight lap around the artic circle, sometimes it veers down towards Africa, sometimes it splits and goes both ways:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Aerial_Superhighway.ogv

The jetstream blows at around 110 mph, and Earth's circumference at mid-northern latitudes is around 12500 miles, so it takes 12500/110=114 hours or just under 5 days for the jets to complete a lap around the planet, assuming we choose a molecule that doesn't take a diverging path on that lap. That's 73 laps per year, so 2000 years is nearly 150,000 times that the faster parts of the atmosphere have circled the globe, twisting, breaking, and reconnecting paths the whole time.

by hnuser123456

5/23/2025 at 3:49:29 PM

Long term climate patterns are much slower than dispersion.

by kortilla

5/23/2025 at 8:12:55 PM

It depends where you are. If you live in Italy, assuming dispersion makes the estimate more conservative (ie the assumption that it has dispersed means there is less of caesar's breath near you than the alternative) but if you live in Australia, it is less conservative (ie dispersion favours there being caesar breath near you).

by advisedwang

5/23/2025 at 3:33:54 PM

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by aaron695

5/23/2025 at 2:56:53 PM

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by arrowsmith

5/24/2025 at 2:38:22 PM

One issue here is that the molecules we breath in and out stop existing because they change and are broken apart.

In simple terms cellular respiration involves

Sugar molecules (C6H12O6) reacting with oxygen molecules (O2) to produce Carbon Dioxide (CO2) and Water (H20).

Now a common misconception folks have from school is that the oxygen “turns into” carbon dioxide. This isn’t true. What actually happens is that the Hydrogen atoms from the sugar molecule eventually combine with the Oxygen molecule to produce water. The water is generated from hydrogen being accepted by the oxygen molecule. The carbon dioxide is what remains of the sugar molecules once the hydrogen has been removed.

Of course there are many steps in this process but this is broadly how cells generate energy. As you can see this process leads to the creation of molecules and the destruction of others.

Now let’s move away from the cell and towards the lungs more broadly.

During the act of breathing we breath in many molecules. Most of what we breath in is Nitrogen molecules which are inert and don’t do anything. We also breath many other molecules including oxygen, water, etc. Now not all the oxygen molecules we breath in enter the blood stream. Some will be expired out. When we breath out we also breath out those newly created carbon dioxide molecules I mentioned.

(It actually gets even more complicated because some of those carbon dioxide molecules get converted into other molecules that get removed through the urine).

Furthermore some of those water molecules that are created by our cells are also in the breath that we expire. It is important to keep the lungs moist. The breath we inspire is more humid than what we inspire. But it gets even more complicated. Because some of those water molecules being expired are created by our cells but others enter the body from the water we drink. Some of the water molecules our cells create leave in the urine or through our skin or through feces and some of those water molecules that leave from those areas are also those that enter the body from the water we drink.

So Caesar’s last breath happened thousands of years ago right? And we have countless animals and countless plants in all that time creating molecules and destroying them. Given all these animals and plants I would say that it stands to reason that these molecules either don’t exist or may no longer be in gaseous form.

And remember the nitrogen molecules I mentioned earlier? They are inert in our lungs but not inert in other parts of nature.

Anyway the point I’m making is that this question is more complicated because it’s doubtful a large chunk of Caesar’s Last breath’s molecules even exist anymore.

by ViktorRay

5/24/2025 at 12:38:56 AM

> If we assume that a breath diffuses evenly throughout the atmosphere and that these molecules are preserved over time (a reasonable assumption—nitrogen is relatively inert), then...

Way to take all the fun out of it..

by djoldman

5/24/2025 at 3:49:52 AM

It may be easier to estimate the atmosphere's weight from atmospheric pressure and the Earth's surface, if you know the pressure is 101kPa or 14psi, than to estimate its volume.

by kragen

5/23/2025 at 3:29:30 PM

doesn't this assume both the external layer of the atmosphere and all of the earth to be impermeable to breath molecules?

by fedeb95

5/24/2025 at 4:29:51 AM

That's a good point. Nitrogen fixation is about 3e8 tonnes (3e11 kg) per year http://nmsp.cals.cornell.edu/publications/factsheets/factshe... so the 4e18 kg of nitrogen in the 5e18 kg atmosphere have a half-life of only about 1.3e7 years. Loss to space is not significant for heavy gases like nitrogen. So you are breathing mostly the same nitrogen molecules as the person who first started a fire or flaked stone into a hand axe, but mostly not the same nitrogen molecules as dinosaurs.

A thing I'd like to know is how big the non-atmospheric reservoirs of nitrogen are. When nitrogen is "fixed" out of the atmosphere and into an ocean or a pile of bat guano, how long before it cycles back into the atmosphere, on average? A hundred years? A hundred million years? I'm pretty sure it's in that range because nitrate rocks are rare but used to support most of global agriculture, but I don't have a good idea of where it is in that range.

by kragen

5/23/2025 at 2:40:05 PM

This is sn oldie but it beautifully illustrates orders of magnitude and how many atoms there really are.

by hilbert42

5/23/2025 at 4:06:05 PM

I fell for it, I thought it was καὶ σύ, τέκνον (“you too, child”), to Brutus.

by tempodox

5/23/2025 at 4:09:13 PM

technically, the diminutive τεκνίον would be more appropriate in this context. Teknon was more formal, and in its colloquial usage was used commonly in the stereotyped phrase "women and children", which in the ancient world was a symbol of low social status. The diminuative would indicate a different usage, more affectionate, friendly, etc.

by dimitrios1

5/24/2025 at 4:30:42 AM

What, was he speaking Greek?

by kragen

5/24/2025 at 9:39:14 AM

Roman elites spoke a lot of Greek among themselves, a bit similar to how Tsarist nobility used French

by fcatalan

5/25/2025 at 4:46:34 AM

Sure, I mean obviously he knew Greek, but I'd never heard anyone assert that his last words were in Greek!

by kragen

5/23/2025 at 3:51:34 PM

Super neat. Did not expect the math to work.

by cm2012

5/23/2025 at 3:52:02 PM

Well now every salad is Caesar's salad

by seydor

5/25/2025 at 4:01:19 PM

Nope. The molecules in the Earth's atmosphere are not constant. Those molecules are constantly absorbed by living things and the atoms are rearranged.

The total mass we are dealing with is far larger than the Earth's atmosphere.

by RecycledEle

5/24/2025 at 10:51:54 AM

charlie you gotta allow dms on twitter

by legionof7

5/23/2025 at 2:40:25 PM

Estimation without any attempt to quantify the distribution of each of the components of the formula doesn't give me much confidence in the result.

by ninalanyon

5/23/2025 at 2:49:52 PM

What? There is 10ˆ22 breaths in the atmosphere? I guess the atmosphere is huge.

by d--b

5/23/2025 at 3:01:08 PM

i guess this also means there are around 10^23 farts in the atmosphere. a quick empirical study just showed there around 10 farts to a breath.

by lkmill

5/23/2025 at 5:27:36 PM

Empirically, my buddies' farts seem to weigh in way above 0.1 breath.

by shmeeed

5/23/2025 at 4:02:16 PM

So we're also breathing Caesar's last fart.

by dudeinjapan

5/23/2025 at 4:36:27 PM

Well, once every 10 breaths on average.

But on the other 9 breaths, you get to breath quite a lot of his other farts... So... your breath is really never Caesar-fart-free.

But as a consolation, most of humanity will breath your farts on every breath, so...

by d--b

5/24/2025 at 4:33:36 AM

Farts are low in nitrogen, but certainly do contain some. And the carbon dioxide, methane, water vapor, etc., are made out of atoms some of which were in Caesar's farts.

by kragen

5/23/2025 at 2:53:24 PM

> If we assume that a breath diffuses evenly throughout the atmosphere and that these molecules are preserved over time

In other words, let’s hand-wave away the most interesting part of the question, and then come up with a trivial answer to whatever’s left.

by munchler

5/23/2025 at 4:54:45 PM

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by gitroom

5/23/2025 at 2:57:25 PM

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by the_arun

5/23/2025 at 3:17:26 PM

Well actually, air molecules (N2, O2) are indistinguishable. This means that they are fundamentally interchangeable with each other and it’s not well defined what ”same” molecules mean. You can’t label the individual molecules.

It’s of course possible to track a single molecule if you really try hard. But this hasn’t been done since Caesar's time and the molecules have mixed. Even if we knew the exact state of the universe right now and could play back time perfectly it would be impossible to say that some particular molecules were part of his last breath.

by symmetricsaurus